Is that BLM I smell?

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

That mugshot moment when it hits that your tush will have the capacity of the Holland tunnel by the time you're released

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MDonaldson They don't call it a Penitentiary for no reason.

At least he's belted in

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Bearly believable.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Good timing, need to do some work here. See ya later:)

At least he's belted in

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Bearly believable.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Run out of emojis. Thoughtful.

At least he's belted in

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Bearly believable.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur30bn_3G58

At least he's belted in

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Bearly believable.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM

Well, I laughed too

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wood you believe it.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhGg5yUGzq4

At least he's belted in

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Bearly believable.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Looks like a tusk between the seats. Just sayin"

Well, I laughed too

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wood you believe it.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Beware the man with one sandal.

Well, I laughed too

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wood you believe it.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt I was so seasick that I asked the Captain to heave to but he just gave me a stern warning.

Well, I laughed too

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wood you believe it.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Sounds like a real Arrrgonaut.

Well, I laughed too

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wood you believe it.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Walk the plank.

Well, I laughed too

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wood you believe it.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Can't say I woodn't.

Well, I laughed too

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wood you believe it.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Wood you.

Well, some employee has been hitched more than 5 years

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Covid skeleton shift.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt That's funny, almost cracked a rib.

At least he's belted in

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Bearly believable.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Is that an elk in the back seat?

Garbage Truck Bursts Into Flames. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Cool garbage tru.....HOLY SHIT

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

He got outta' that cabin fast, like a dick at a brothel.

Doordash Driver Unhappy With Her Tip Confronts Customer. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Damnation, from package thieves to hungry delivery guys clearly they are not hiring the best, I guess if you have a car you're hired

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

If you have a pulse and have escaped sniffy Joe.

Cockatiel is most happy while drumming. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Holy fugg, I LOVE this bird

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt My little buddy.

This buff kangaroo looks like it's on steroids! [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Mom was kinda into old Arnold there

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Like a long thin carrot, they show it for dominance. Ya gotta' be careful takin' a piss outside, they think your challenging them.

Cockatiel is most happy while drumming. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Holy fugg, I LOVE this bird

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

Maynard G krebs bird.

A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Red, I do it all the time too

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt 90 proof.

This buff kangaroo looks like it's on steroids! [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Mom was kinda into old Arnold there

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt They have a pointy dick ya know.

A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Red, I do it all the time too

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

I usually proof read, fucked up this time lol

This buff kangaroo looks like it's on steroids! [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Mom was kinda into old Arnold there

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

Hop, skip and jump.

Did you hear the story about the haunted lift?

MikeHunt comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Fanta-Sea? oh damnation lol

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

I ate some Tide and saw a sound wave.

In Crimea, it doesn't end like rhe movies of Hollywood.

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

They bearly made it through the ceremony.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Oh bear hugs LOL good one.

UUHh German showerheads? No offence Krauts but I think I'll tahe a pass

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Made in Turkey.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt Fair dinkum billy bunts.

One happy Smurf

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

We have blue tongue lizards here in the garden.

guru replies on Jan 17, 2021:

@MikeHunt No Smurf but we do have those little bats get into the house sometimes.

UUHh German showerheads? No offence Krauts but I think I'll tahe a pass

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Made in Turkey.

guru replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@MikeHunt All the while they played cricket and drank tea the next beach up.

UUHh German showerheads? No offence Krauts but I think I'll tahe a pass

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Made in Turkey.

guru replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@MikeHunt We were sacrificed.

The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby (From "Yellow Submarine") [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 16, 2021:

One of those moments, it was 11"34 pm when my pillow speaker radio first played thos song

guru replies on Jan 16, 2021:

I heard it on a crystal set radio.

Retro Gaming with Ozzy Man & Mozza: Mario Kart. [.youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Post this on olde timee games or i will surely swipe it and get the points for it

guru replies on Jan 16, 2021:

It is on old timee games a double for you, the game and Ozzy man:)

Stunning and Brave I bet the eye color goes from ice blue to brown Diversity!

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Chewbacca 101

guru replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@MikeHunt Better?

Stunning and Brave I bet the eye color goes from ice blue to brown Diversity!

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Chewbacca 101

guru replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@MikeHunt Hair today, gone tomorrow.

ICU nurse: "This is no way to be living" [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 16, 2021:

NS Whales? That's your local news, yeah?

guru replies on Jan 16, 2021:

My State:)

Blondie - Dreaming. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Strangely, I commented on this on Thursday but my comment has been scrubbed. Well then, let me repeat, Excellent choice, I always had a thing for young Debbie, let's see if it stays this time (actually one of my favourites)

guru replies on Jan 16, 2021:

I have had comments go missing and followers also.

Cleanser....

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Plus I have a flushed complexion.

guru replies on Jan 16, 2021:

@MikeHunt What a Great song.

Correction, HAD

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Those dogs are foaming at the mouth.

guru replies on Jan 15, 2021:

@MikeHunt P.S. I sponged that joke from someone else.

These are so fuggin dumb but sometimes I'm still 15 (in my head and/or maturity level)

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Mouthin' off again.

guru replies on Jan 15, 2021:

@MikeHunt I've missed out on that.

Yes, His name is Spot

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Gotta' put a full stop to this.

guru replies on Jan 15, 2021:

@MikeHunt Cease and desist, your killing me.

Ozzy Man Reviews: Russian Escapes. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Fuggin dying here, LOL, second guy was a BEAST

guru replies on Jan 15, 2021:

He was huge.

Where do most horses live? In neigh-borhoods! What kind of shoes do frogs love? Open-toad!

MikeHunt comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Really? Open-toad, dammit LOL

guru replies on Jan 15, 2021:

Yeah, I liked that one:)

BREAKING : President Creepy Joe Biden is creepy.

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Both are actors.

guru replies on Jan 15, 2021:

@govols Yeah, glove puppet.

There are way more that suck at governing than suck at hunting.

MrBogus007 comments on Jan 14, 2021:

If you think you are in elected office to rule you are a tyrant if you know you are in elected office to lead you are Donald Trump.

guru replies on Jan 15, 2021:

@w0tn0t They did a double act, one would throw the stick and the other would fetch it.

There are way more that suck at governing than suck at hunting.

MrBogus007 comments on Jan 14, 2021:

If you think you are in elected office to rule you are a tyrant if you know you are in elected office to lead you are Donald Trump.

guru replies on Jan 15, 2021:

@w0tn0t Gillard wasn't elected.

Twitter Insider Secretly Records CEO Jack Dorsey Detailing Agenda For Further Political Censorship.

KeithThroop comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Well, my account won't be one of those affected, because I left twitter some time ago. Still however, this arrogant Leftist needs to be stopped.

guru replies on Jan 15, 2021:

Never been on Twitter or Facebook:)

Soon to be President.

Pattyb comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Isn't that a relative of his?

guru replies on Jan 14, 2021:

Lots of spin put out, mostly saying that she was 15, hard to know.

Pelosi names Eric Swalwell as House impeachment manager- [zerohedge.com]

DaveO276 comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Dems seem to be picking all their biggest idiots to manage impeachments these days! Do they come any stupider than Swalwell? I'm just trying to think of who they might choose next time around...

guru replies on Jan 14, 2021:

No, I think he is the stupidest.

Twice Impeached.The United Spot. [.youtube.com]

angelo comments on Jan 14, 2021:

The traitorous Democrats will keep on impeaching Trump for as long as it takes. Even long after, if he ever leaves politics.

guru replies on Jan 14, 2021:

They are scared of him.

Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips. [.youtube.com]

WisdomWarrior9 comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Loved the guy, and still do, I have his autograph, me being the only person standing at his table in Parramatta, Sydney, Australia, and at that time, I could not believe why no one came over to talk to him, I felt really sorry for him, as he was so popular. Maybe it wasn't announced that he'd be in ...

guru replies on Jan 14, 2021:

Hey, I grew up in Parramatta, not like it is now but back in the day. Awesome that you got to meet him.

I may have ruined your day... 🤣

Setright comments on Jan 14, 2021:

What do you call a man with a short penis?

guru replies on Jan 14, 2021:

Rimsky.

BREAKING: GOP Rep.

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

If successful cameltoe will be in.

guru replies on Jan 14, 2021:

@Tom81 I can't see Biden lasting a month.

So, Chuck, Did you tell the Capitol police to stand down? [youtu.be]

DaveO276 comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Did I hear Schumer ask one of his people whether they could remove her, and get a negative response? Lol!

guru replies on Jan 14, 2021:

I heard that. What a prick.

Just wondering why new followers don't always show on my page and why my followers dropped by 3 ...

MichelleD comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Interesting. I could have sworn I was following you but I just checked and I'm not. Well, I just have to re-follow

guru replies on Jan 14, 2021:

Thanks! I've been noticing this for awhile but wasn't sure, so I have been taking screen shots and the numbers definitely keep going down.

Just wondering why new followers don't always show on my page and why my followers dropped by 3 ...

Tom81 comments on Jan 13, 2021:

I don't understand the whole following thing, and I never really pay much attention to my profile, but I have noticed that I get a notice that someone has reacted to a post but when I check, there's no reaction. Also noticed that sometimes I'll tap that I like a post, and it goes up in multiple ...

guru replies on Jan 13, 2021:

Following is so that you get notification of posts from people whose content you like. There seems to be glitches still to be sorted out. I new about your post because I was notified:)

Australian weather

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Exactly right!!

guru replies on Jan 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt They are really fucking strong. They are known to drown dogs in dams. Some are over six feet tall, no kidding.

Australian weather

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Exactly right!!

guru replies on Jan 13, 2021:

@DinsdaleWalden We have them outside most of the time where I live, mostly the females with joeys but often the big males check in. We get along o.k. but I wouldn't want to get into a scuffle with them. We are lucky enough to have had decades of the same families on the property.

Car thief deterrent

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

That looks like my wife's car, your infamous with her for your snake posts.

guru replies on Jan 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt Not home yet from babysitting some of our grand kids, I already saved the pic.

If you've ever seen the film "Teeth" { or aware of vagina dentata, look it up) , anyway, a response

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Bite me!

guru replies on Jan 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt Might bite her right on the Billy Bunt.

If you've ever seen the film "Teeth" { or aware of vagina dentata, look it up) , anyway, a response

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Bite me!

guru replies on Jan 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt I noticed!

This might be a repost but I'm off to Pakistan with my cargo and carry=ons

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Fuku and Fukume.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MikeHunt Same here LOL.

This might be a repost but I'm off to Pakistan with my cargo and carry=ons

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Fuku and Fukume.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MikeHunt That's o.k. you got me to stay up an extra 2 hours last night.

Dammit! Not this guy again...

MikeHunt comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Wow that whole submission got fucked up, anyway, heres the imsge

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

Having trouble myself today, losing followers who didn't stop following. As for the chicken guy I was thinking ho hum and then nearly spat my coffee LOL.

I mean, I like Owls too but these experiments have to stop!

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Who is responsible.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@coalburned Who would miss out on a good hoot. :)

interesting view point ....they seem to be able to control everything else

sqeptiq comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Because elites control the socials and elites have a taste for child porn.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

There is no limit to the depravity of the elites.

Reflection.....

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Nice finish.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MikeHunt A time machine would be good.

Reflection.....

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Nice finish.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MikeHunt Played this when I had a band. loved it.

Reflection.....

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Nice finish.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MikeHunt Well that puts an end to it.

I'm not a good ice skater either

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I see all kids aren't pandered.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MikeHunt Chill dude. I know, Groan!

I mean, I like Owls too but these experiments have to stop!

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Who is responsible.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MikeHunt That's a hoot:)

I'm not a good ice skater either

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I see all kids aren't pandered.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MikeHunt Need I say, that would be cool.

I'm not a good ice skater either

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I see all kids aren't pandered.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MikeHunt Shape up or ship out!

Dog logic.....

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I wonder if it would be a sound move to shit in his headphone.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@MikeHunt I had a rabbit that chewed my brand new headphones, totally destroyed them .

Does it make sense that Nicolas Madurno, the Marxist dictator who drove Venezuela into the ground, ...

Tom81 comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Yeah, it makes sense, because its clear that Twitter are nothing more than a leftist echo chamber/ propaganda media/recruitment tool. That's all that they are. Its the 'social media' wing of the leftist propaganda war. These people are the communist version of storm-front.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@Serg97 Sound advice, cheers.

Does it make sense that Nicolas Madurno, the Marxist dictator who drove Venezuela into the ground, ...

Tom81 comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Yeah, it makes sense, because its clear that Twitter are nothing more than a leftist echo chamber/ propaganda media/recruitment tool. That's all that they are. Its the 'social media' wing of the leftist propaganda war. These people are the communist version of storm-front.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@bastion Your the banshee.

..........

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I'm done,over.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

@DaveO276 oops:)

Trump Declares Emergency In DC as 15,000 Troops Enter Washington. [youtube.]

JesseTheGreen comments on Jan 11, 2021:

What's the latest? I'm not a Q-Anon follower, but I do assume that there is more to most everything than what meets the eye. Please advise.

guru replies on Jan 12, 2021:

Seen this today, make what you will of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q73_Wbz9Y

gab.com seem to be blocked. on techsavy....Anyone in canada can access it ?

saramarylop3z comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Looks that way. Hopefully they'll be able to fix. I can only imagine how many people are trying to log on there. Damn.

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

Australia here, I tried to sign up yesterday and could not.

Ozzy Man Reviews: Grandad vs Grandad. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 11, 2021:

You should probably start a Gofundme for my tombstome as I'm dead here

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

You just returned the favour.

Fine, just watch out for the peanuts

guru comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I wouldn't snicker at that.

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

@MikeHunt Could have been a trifecta but I held back on the hungry bit.

As I can't read the llabel I will assume the beer is a "Stout"

guru comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Strongbow cider?

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

@MikeHunt Apple cider yes but I can't read the label:)

Fine, just watch out for the peanuts

guru comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I wouldn't snicker at that.

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

Although it would be a serious commitment to nut up.

This is probably a re-post, sorry if so, it's been a rough year

guru comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Nice coat.

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

@MikeHunt Furry nice.

You just get the donkey vote.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Fuggin accurate

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

Sadly yes.

Did you hear about the circus fire?

MikeHunt comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Well, it's 3021 and Slug has not added a "Groan" button yet, oh well. groannnn

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

Here ya go.

NASCAR V8 Powered XT Falcon Hillclimb Bathurst. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Sweet, love that sound

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

That sound is awesome.

MAGAs beat a cop with flags. How do you explain this away?

Tom81 comments on Jan 11, 2021:

You can't tell what's happening in the pic. Are you saying that after a year of defund the police and ACAB you suddenly care about police? Even though your side has injured and killed and fought with the police for...ever? Are you pro or anti police?

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

@Tom81 Job well done:)

MAGAs beat a cop with flags. How do you explain this away?

Tom81 comments on Jan 11, 2021:

You can't tell what's happening in the pic. Are you saying that after a year of defund the police and ACAB you suddenly care about police? Even though your side has injured and killed and fought with the police for...ever? Are you pro or anti police?

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

@Tom81 The other commie trolls never give him a thumbs up, it's funny really.

Biden Thugs "Our Motherfckin Streets!" Antifa Terrorists March Through NYC in Riot Gear - Media ...

guru comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Scum.

guru replies on Jan 11, 2021:

@Rick-A Biden couldn't use a can opener he's just a glove puppet.

Ozzy Man Reviews: Speedboat Crash for Mike. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 10, 2021:

You owe me for Windex, mate )glasss cleaner for my screen

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

Glad you enjoyed it my friend, they are specially for you.

Democrats Want To Impeach Trump Even if He's Out of Office! [youtube.com]

DaveO276 comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Sadly, if they wanted to push through an impeachment BEFORE his term ends, I'm not confident the senate would fail to convict this time.

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

There seems to be no limit to their audacity.

The lengths some folks will go to just to spite Trump.

DaveO276 comments on Jan 10, 2021:

He still has his tower! If votes still count for anything at all, then this could end up hurting the Dems!

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

Not very confident about votes.

Guys, don't do this, At the least , no sex for a week (though my intermal inside 16 yo self finds it...

guru comments on Jan 10, 2021:

That cracks me up.

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

@MikeHunt Hooves more likely.

Tired of lock downs.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Had dual exhausts on my old Oldsmobile Cutlass, sometimes wish i had them biologicaly

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

Could play a tune.

Guys, don't do this, At the least , no sex for a week (though my intermal inside 16 yo self finds it...

guru comments on Jan 10, 2021:

That cracks me up.

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

@MikeHunt Don't want to put my foot in it.

Your tone deaf.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Fuggin paid for my own line as a teen for those old dial ups

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

Only just got rid of ours and I miss it.

Amazon Says Its TERMINATING Parler, Social Platform Will be GONE By Tonight As Purge Accelerates.

Johnnyboy15141 comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Just joined Slug yesterday, but have been following Tim for many months, Tim and other commentators have been shadow banned by YouTube for many weeks leading up to the Election, the actions of the Big Tech Oligarchy is frightening

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

Yeah it's a bit grim. Welcome to Slug:)

Pink Floyd - Welcome to the Machine. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 10, 2021:

I know it's just the way Brits talk but I always took notice at the way they pronounce jaguar as "Jag-You-ARE", anyway excellent song

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

It's the same here I think.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2!

MikeHunt comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Much like the Mexican fireman named his twin sons Jose and Josb

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

Good one.

Google, Amazon, Apple, etc.

Naomi comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Hello. I have a question. How do you think your daily life is going to be different? Are you fearful that Biden will destroy your life?

guru replies on Jan 10, 2021:

I fear that the thing Biden will destroy is the credibility of the Presidency.