Joe Biden Tells A Man to Kiss His Ear. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 29, 2021:

I caught that on live TV I was like "What the Fugggg?"

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

@MikeHunt I thought that also.

Joe Biden Tells A Man to Kiss His Ear. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 29, 2021:

I caught that on live TV I was like "What the Fugggg?"

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

I wonder if he takes it in the ear?

Ozzy Man Reviews: Godzilla vs Kong Trailer. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 29, 2021:

How the flying fugg did Kong get so big? (Don't tell me eating bananas or some shit)

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

Yeah, he went ape on the bananas.

I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on “Wheel of Fortune.

Haraldson comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Extremes aren't healthy don't you know? Surely there has to be a happy medium?

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

@Haraldson Good to see your back:)

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients.

Haraldson comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Enginereers and mechanics!

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

I think mechanics works better.

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to ...

Haraldson comments on Jan 29, 2021:

I preferred the two TV series to the version we have now.

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

Absolutely.

I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on “Wheel of Fortune.

Haraldson comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Extremes aren't healthy don't you know? Surely there has to be a happy medium?

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

Your on a roll tonight.

Chocolate Lab Dog Talks. [.youtube.com]

angelo comments on Jan 28, 2021:

Wasn't there a song titled: " *If I could Talk To The Animals*?

guru replies on Jan 28, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvMcKbo0vYc

Even in Australia the cucks thinks they should have a say so on US soil ? [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Yes there are idiot fuckwits everywhere, It's a world wide problem for sure.

guru replies on Jan 26, 2021:

@Naomi All good my friend.

Even in Australia the cucks thinks they should have a say so on US soil ? [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Yes there are idiot fuckwits everywhere, It's a world wide problem for sure.

guru replies on Jan 26, 2021:

@Naomi I've always shown respect to you.

Even in Australia the cucks thinks they should have a say so on US soil ? [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Yes there are idiot fuckwits everywhere, It's a world wide problem for sure.

guru replies on Jan 26, 2021:

@Naomi Freedom of speech. Heard of it?

Not Guilty!

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

They should get barred.

guru replies on Jan 25, 2021:

@GeeMac Probably bribed with a Lamborghini.

🤣🤣🤣 Libs won’t get it.

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Spores,floors,doors and ......

guru replies on Jan 25, 2021:

@DaveO276 Who're?

All too often

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

I've seen someone do that.

guru replies on Jan 25, 2021:

@Hanno They add an extra eyebrow, from the sights:)

Oops, sorry....

Satch comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Sorry, were you here for a Baptism or a late term abortion? :P

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

Looked that way at first glance.

Ok, that's enough internet for a bit

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

You are the light of my life.

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt Well at least the lights were plugged in.

Bulldog Apologizes To Girl For Chewing Her Slipper. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 24, 2021:

?We don't deserve dogs

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

Very true.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 24, 2021:

He who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky finger

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

I was just going to post that one.!!! LOL.

Not a big "foot" guy here but something is wonky here

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Yes something is afoot.

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt Gute Nacht mein antipodaler Freund.

Without mentioning the song title, write part of the lyrics that will trigger off that song in ...

MmeLinspecteur comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Just like a white winged dove sings a song, sounds like she's singin'...

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

What a great song!!

Probably would have done the same

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Kumquat flavor.

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt Your killin' me, I don't eat ice cream any more.

It's supposed to snow this week, I'm inspired!

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

That's really cool, if you get my drift. Thought I would slide that one in for a groan.

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt If you insist.

Probably would have done the same

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Kumquat flavor.

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt Plum.

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 24, 2021:

in fact, it was oar inspiring

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt O.k. or it could be "or else".

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 24, 2021:

in fact, it was oar inspiring

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt Noah.

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 24, 2021:

in fact, it was oar inspiring

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt A orphan went in to get an organ transplant but couldn't get a match.

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 24, 2021:

in fact, it was oar inspiring

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt No, that would be oar-able.

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 24, 2021:

in fact, it was oar inspiring

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt Or have I?

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 24, 2021:

in fact, it was oar inspiring

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

I haven't got the audacity to use an orphanage post.

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 24, 2021:

in fact, it was oar inspiring

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

Two men in a boat, who's gonna' row? One or the other!

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 24, 2021:

in fact, it was oar inspiring

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

Today it's lucky it wasn't Orwellian.

Japs got it down

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Obama puts me off. Just sayin"

guru replies on Jan 24, 2021:

@MikeHunt penghinaan malufur?

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

KeithThroop comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Sadly, I have memories of days with no memories. It is why I quit drinking when I was 21 years old. It is one of the best decisions I've ever made.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

Lost memories here also. I stopped drinking 17 years ago, I started late also, so I lived to tell the tale:)

Nice coverup there

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Gave her the brush off.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt I heard about this guy who had a nickel tattooed on his knob and when he had sex it was an American platinum eagle.

Oh No! Please NO

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Don't they supply the meat?

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt A friendly word really.

Oh No! Please NO

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Don't they supply the meat?

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Not there yet:) like put it in the fire.

Oh No! Please NO

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Don't they supply the meat?

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt It's a different pronunciation. like put.

Oh No! Please NO

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Don't they supply the meat?

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Moot is pussy here.

Oh No! Please NO

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Don't they supply the meat?

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt No moot?

C’mon Man. The United Spot [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 23, 2021:

I fucking HATe their faces, funny as this is

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

They make a great laxative.

Not musically inclined but I get it

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Musician here, never happened.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Bis morgen.

Not musically inclined but I get it

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Musician here, never happened.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt I think so. 2.04 a.m. here time for"Eine kleine Nachtmusik"

Not musically inclined but I get it

angelo comments on Jan 23, 2021:

I'm thinking of taking up the tuba.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

Awesome.

It's more like 'making it up as you go along' than knowing stuff.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Best days of my life

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

Totally agree! There is nothing better.

Not musically inclined but I get it

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Musician here, never happened.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt All good, made me try harder, no-one's fault.

In Russia we have dolls you can stack, we also have dolls that can stack You

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Baby T.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt White flag.

In Russia we have dolls you can stack, we also have dolls that can stack You

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Baby T.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Beware of Iva Kutchucokof.

In Russia we have dolls you can stack, we also have dolls that can stack You

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Baby T.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt если ты так говоришь

Want to make a roast chicken terrifying to family and friends? One easy addition, a Barbie head

DaveO276 comments on Jan 23, 2021:

MMM! Hot chick(en)! Who's up for a Barbie? You like breast or thigh?

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

Both.

This time, please show credentials

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Shocking. Such little feet.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Not currently.

Dear old Mom was not so happy the next day when the twins socks were standing straight up and every ...

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

They look delighted.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt That's a hoot.

In Russia we have dolls you can stack, we also have dolls that can stack You

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Baby T.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt No gold necklace?

This time, please show credentials

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Shocking. Such little feet.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt I wanted to spark up a conversation but he already bolted. He was outta' there in a flash.

This time, please show credentials

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Shocking. Such little feet.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt and of course he got wired.

Dear old Mom was not so happy the next day when the twins socks were standing straight up and every ...

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

They look delighted.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt There was only two of them in the race, so one came second and the other came first but they both participated.

In Russia we have dolls you can stack, we also have dolls that can stack You

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Baby T.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt That's deep.

This time, please show credentials

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Shocking. Such little feet.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Also looks like he might have been short.

This time, please show credentials

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Shocking. Such little feet.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt He probably got a good buzz out of it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Now Comparing Trump Supporters to Nazis. [youtube.com]

DaveO276 comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Hasta la vista, Arnie! Please stop coming back! How was this guy ever a Republican anyway? He would be much more at home in the Democrat party. It's the Democrats who were, and still are, the KKK racists. Joe Biden himself has eulogized two Democrat-linked KKK leaders. It was the Democrats...

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

Awesome!

Well, little Johnny, enjoying your new Kitty?

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Pink eye from a brown eye.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Dinner time here actually.

It's no better (or worse) in picture form . You know who I mean certain 8 level members (plural)

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

I hear it's on the rise.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Keys to Ascension is an album by YES.

Now that's just wrong

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

I blew up your body, then you blew my mind.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G56DaSAeZfM

Now that's just wrong

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

I blew up your body, then you blew my mind.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Roxy Music " In every dream home a heartache".

It's no better (or worse) in picture form . You know who I mean certain 8 level members (plural)

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

I hear it's on the rise.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11xs1yBufk4

Slightly Anti-social but who am I to judge?

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

That's a nasty looking trap.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt For the rats?

Puppy isn't happy when waves fill up his newly dug hole. [youtube.]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 23, 2021:

You can't even bring a dog on the East coast beaches here (the good beaches, I'm a beach snob, probably can in Coney Island)

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

We have designated dog beaches here if your in a built up area.

There is Murder afoot

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Mister Hitchcock would be pleased.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Oh sorry you're The Wrong Man.

There is Murder afoot

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Mister Hitchcock would be pleased.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt Keep swiping jokes and I'll show you how To Catch a Thief.

There is Murder afoot

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Mister Hitchcock would be pleased.

guru replies on Jan 23, 2021:

@MikeHunt You seem like The Man Who Knew Too Much.

There is Murder afoot

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Mister Hitchcock would be pleased.

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@MikeHunt Murder, Dial M for Murder.

There is Murder afoot

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Mister Hitchcock would be pleased.

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@MikeHunt The Birds.

This cat has seen things, horrible things...

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

The cat thinks it's looking in the mirror.

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@MikeHunt But he sees a pussy.

Who wore it better?

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Where do you get em'? LOL

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@MikeHunt O.k. But you can keep the dead fish.

The clock is ticking. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Oh, Fuck that, and that's just what they're showing us

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@MikeHunt You make me smile big :)

The clock is ticking. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Oh, Fuck that, and that's just what they're showing us

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@MikeHunt He ran into the condiments on the way out and got charged with assault and battery.

The clock is ticking. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Oh, Fuck that, and that's just what they're showing us

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@MikeHunt So he grabbed his nuts and bolted.

The clock is ticking. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Oh, Fuck that, and that's just what they're showing us

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@MikeHunt The fridge gave him the cold shoulder.

The clock is ticking. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Oh, Fuck that, and that's just what they're showing us

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@MikeHunt Ya don't want a bun in the oven.

The clock is ticking. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Oh, Fuck that, and that's just what they're showing us

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

They get full on robot chubbies too.

1000 Paint-Covered Mousetraps in 4K Slow Motion - The Slow Mo Guys. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I laughed every time one snapped as this insane bastard was setting them up

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

I hate setting mouse traps. When they go off unexpectedly, Yikes.

Why are bacteria so bad at math? Because they multiply by dividing.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 22, 2021:

So do Democrats

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

And eating their own.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Did you pass Go and build a hotel?

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

@MikeHunt I knew that you would know:)

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

MikeHunt comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Did you pass Go and build a hotel?

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

No I got stuck in the red light district.

Joe Biden SNAPS at Reporter When Challenged on Vaccine Rollout Plan. [youtube.com]

KeithThroop comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Hmmm... I seem to remember Anthony Fauci himself lying to us. The hypocrite! https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/anthony-fauci-lied-about-masks-now-he-complains-that-people-distrust-authority

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

Yeah, he changed his story every week.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Now Comparing Trump Supporters to Nazis. [youtube.com]

Header comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Hollyweird bought and paid for leftist propaganda machines! Never believe one word from these trained monkeys!

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

Or their fleas.

Biden Day 2 | Allows Dudes Into Girls Sports and Bathrooms. [youtube.com]

KeithThroop comments on Jan 22, 2021:

It is hard to describe just how disgusted I am with President Biden.

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

I agree, no words could suffice.

How Trump Is Still Winning Over Biden. [youtube.]

vangr comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Well now hang on a minute! Wasn't Biden the most popular president EVER???????? I mean he got the most votes didn't he????? You don't think he must have cheated do you???? Freakin loser democrats.

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

He's a filthy cheat.

Donkey Loves Sound of Violin. [youtube.com]

KeithThroop comments on Jan 22, 2021:

For some reason that reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yskf94MYM1I

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

Thanks for that:) LOL, Awesome!!

The first rule of Condescending Club 🤣

Naomi comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I'm glad that many of you like this joke, but do you really understand it? Lol!

guru replies on Jan 22, 2021:

You should see the second rule, on second thought, don't bother.

This Congresswoman Just Filed Articles of Impeachment On Joe Biden. [youtube.com]

2FollowHim comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Media, everyone is against any criticism of Joe. Trump had a ton of proof. I hope she's ok. Everyone was for Trump's impeachment even though ridiculous. Public opinion of those guiding opinions. Do you have confidence?

guru replies on Jan 21, 2021:

The odds are against success.

Behind the dumpster, Ten o'clock

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Oh shit.

guru replies on Jan 21, 2021:

That cat has no purrsonality.

I this is real It's pretty f'd up

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I'll spy back with my old brownie.

guru replies on Jan 21, 2021:

@MikeHunt We see eye to eye on that then.

The world: So Trump is officially out and Biden is officially in. What else is on?

Geofrank comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Nice one Naomi. If we're wishing for what isn't we're not living what is fully enough to make a value judgment about it. (Who is that person in the picture? He looks familiar.) "All this is That doing what it does." Robert Wolfe ...among others

guru replies on Jan 21, 2021:

@Geofrank Christof was played by Ed Harris.

Your so old, you DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.

RBL25 comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I am so old I was taught which You’re to use in these sentences

guru replies on Jan 20, 2021:

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Happy man.

Serg97 comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Is he going to sniff her hair?????

guru replies on Jan 19, 2021:

That would be normal for him.

President Donald Trump is 'literally being erased' by social media. [youtube.com]

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

The best President ever!!!!

guru replies on Jan 18, 2021:

@KeithThroop Same here. I didn't like him at all at first but then I listened to him and stopped listening to the press. I agree totally that Biden has stolen the election but unlike the left I will take it on the chin. It's going to be very interesting to see what happens in the next few years. Hopefully things can be set right again.

President Donald Trump is 'literally being erased' by social media. [youtube.com]

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

The best President ever!!!!

guru replies on Jan 18, 2021:

@KeithThroop O.k. One of the best Presidents then:)

President Donald Trump is 'literally being erased' by social media. [youtube.com]

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

The best President ever!!!!

guru replies on Jan 18, 2021:

@KeithThroop Perhaps so but they didn't seem to have the machine that is controlling everything against them like Donald Trump has. I'm just really sad to see him treated so poorly.

Abbott & Costello Who's On First. [youtube.com]

SpikeTalon comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Their best skit, in my opinion anyway.

guru replies on Jan 18, 2021:

Absolutely.

Chinese Lockdowns Trigger "Chaos And Panic" At Grocery Stores As Prices Soar 50% [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Europe has just approved worms for eating.

guru replies on Jan 18, 2021:

@eschatologyguy I live in the countryside, feeling no effect here, your right.