Ozzy Man Reviews: Humans Being Nice [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Kinda hate feeling human again

guru replies on Feb 16, 2021:

To Err is Human, To Forgive is Divine. Or something like that :)

Girl Uses Fist to Put off Candles on Birthday Cake Instead of Blowing Them [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Feb 16, 2021:

LOL Taught my daughters various Dim Mak techniques when they were young

guru replies on Feb 16, 2021:

This about covers it.

Might be just a bit too much hot wax

guru comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Looks like lava. Number plates are right.

guru replies on Feb 16, 2021:

@MikeHunt Taint that the truth.

Dog Steals Pet Parent's Shoes [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Feb 16, 2021:

So sad for the third one, if only people had 3 feet

guru replies on Feb 16, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3kpYiWdVWY

I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.

MikeHunt comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I hope mrs guru smacked you like you deserved

guru replies on Feb 15, 2021:

I quit drinking about 17 years ago.

Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath (Live) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Dont care if you were a tea totaler, 50 thousand people lit up at the start of that song. saw him 4 times at madison square gardens, never left sober, in fact gorged on gyros after

guru replies on Feb 15, 2021:

Seen them once in Sydney, about 35 years ago.

Girl Freezes Her Hair When She Goes Outside After Washing It [youtube.com]

Forra888 comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Wow, how cool is that?

guru replies on Feb 15, 2021:

They might need a bit of global warming there.

Here's why you don't mess with a Great Dane's bed [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Well, i might be alone here but I truly wanted to see old Doggo rip that fags throat out

guru replies on Feb 15, 2021:

I was expecting the dog to pick him up and move him.

A bit late but I guess you already knew a Goatse pumpkin existed, sorry if you didn;t you know now

Haraldson comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Creativity like this should be rewarded!

guru replies on Feb 14, 2021:

A brown star maybe.

Hey lady! Maybe turn around? Fucking turn around!They-re stuffing a kid in the cannon

guru comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Cannon fodder.

guru replies on Feb 14, 2021:

@MikeHunt Never.

Repost? Yeah probably still funny

Haraldson comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Too close to call imo, can I phone a friend?

guru replies on Feb 14, 2021:

Thanks for the call. Definitely go with the car.

Trucks go over cliff in Norway [youtube.com]

MichelleD comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Oh no. And I thought Canada was bad 😟

guru replies on Feb 14, 2021:

No-one hurt at least.

Lets make a deal.

MikeHunt comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Fucking animal Mafia

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

Better to duck the mob.

Turtle weirded out

guru comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Remove your fingers dude.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt Just being friendly.

Bitch my fooking eye!

guru comments on Feb 13, 2021:

They usually say " it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick" but not this time.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt She was sixteen years older than me, no blame in those days. She wasn't being mean just quick to react. All in all she was the best.

Bitch my fooking eye!

guru comments on Feb 13, 2021:

They usually say " it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick" but not this time.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt My sister threw a darning needle at me when I was six, it landed on the carpet and I trod on it and it went right through my wittle foot.

I know this is a repost but theeeeey are clever bastards

guru comments on Feb 13, 2021:

They are everywhere here lately.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt I've seen a few around, they are huge. Fast too.

I know this is a repost but theeeeey are clever bastards

guru comments on Feb 13, 2021:

They are everywhere here lately.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt Lots of beach front though.

Uh-oh.......

guru comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Well he screwed that job.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt Lubed maybe.

Mother Goose

guru comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Coincidently I saw this somewhere yesterday, nice pic.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt It's all a question of balance.

Kid finds a bag of apples

guru comments on Feb 13, 2021:

He must have been tempted.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@MikeHunt The blue threw me.

The choice is yours!

guru comments on Feb 13, 2021:

I have a choice?

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

@Haraldson But what if I don't answer? That would be bad, right.

Trigger warning (for snowflakes 🙄)

angelo comments on Feb 13, 2021:

My dad gave me wine to drink with meals when I was 8 years old.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

Little sips at six years.

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

Haraldson comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant? Just a hunch.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

When he went to lunch he had a hunch he'd be back.

What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.

Haraldson comments on Feb 13, 2021:

You know what they say about guys with big feet? - they need big socks.

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

Sertainly.

A favorite with the kids.

Haraldson comments on Feb 12, 2021:

That almost seems impossible, like that famous "lunch atop a skyscraper photo." https://youtu.be/7QCYDzsQ_yM

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

Awesome!!!

My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.

Haraldson comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Good grief!

guru replies on Feb 13, 2021:

I heard that one in an old Cheech and Chong movie .

Dads are great.

Haraldson comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Don't watch this, it's in poor taste and isn't funny. So don't laugh 🙄 https://youtu.be/E4Gis6M0kNg

guru replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Well I didn't laugh but I can see the humor.

Is that important?

Haraldson comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Anything happen in 2013 we should be aware of?

guru replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Remembrance Day bombing 1987.

Is that important?

Haraldson comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Anything happen in 2013 we should be aware of?

guru replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Boston Marathon bombing 2013.

Wildlife reserve?

SpikeTalon comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Kind of looks photoshopped.

guru replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Could be, who knows these days? Biden looks almost alive in some pics.

Les Paul with Steve Howe [youtube.com]

Haraldson comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Reminds me of the late great Stevie Ray Vaughan, thanks for sharing, loved it!

guru replies on Feb 12, 2021:

@Haraldson A very sad day. I have heard Jeff Healy a few times.

Les Paul with Steve Howe [youtube.com]

Haraldson comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Reminds me of the late great Stevie Ray Vaughan, thanks for sharing, loved it!

guru replies on Feb 12, 2021:

I saw Stevie Ray Vaughan at the Opera House in Sydney. Excellent night. Steve Howe plays with Yes and is one of the best guitarists ever in my opinion.

Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild 1968 [youtube.com]

Haraldson comments on Feb 12, 2021:

This never gets old!

guru replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Yes, it's a classic for sure.

Divinyls Pleasure And Pain [youtu.be]

Haraldson comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Great song, I remember the first time I saw the clip on Rage in the mid 80's, saw them live at Metro's circa 1995 with Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, talk about raw, wasn't a huge crowd but she had everyone's attention, and with the place near-half empty she would casually jump off stage and stroll ...

guru replies on Feb 12, 2021:

She was "Little Pattie's" cousin.

That time again:) [youtube.com]

Haraldson comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Loved Split Enz, Tim and Neil Finn, still got most of their records on Vinyl :)

guru replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Same here.

Trump Lawyer Flips Script, Plays Video of Dems While They Sit In Shameful Silence [youtube.com]

KeithThroop comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Sadly, most of the Democrats seem devoid of any sense of shame. So, they will of course continue as they have without even the slightest hint of embarrassment.

guru replies on Feb 11, 2021:

They are a strange lot for sure.

Jen Psaki Snaps At Reporter Over Trans Question [youtube.com]

MichelleD comments on Feb 10, 2021:

What is sis girl?

guru replies on Feb 11, 2021:

cis is birth identity matches who you identify as. don't know what sis is.

Mad Musk Ox [youtube.com]

guido72 comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Who would want to be behind bars.

guru replies on Feb 10, 2021:

True.

Democrats Are About to Convict Trump For What He Didn’t Even Do! [youtube.com]

Header comments on Feb 9, 2021:

Yep Democratic clowns running this circus! These are the déplorables based on their actions daily!

guru replies on Feb 9, 2021:

Absolutely.

If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep.

coalburned comments on Feb 8, 2021:

And three times in the middle of the night. Not that I would know...😏

guru replies on Feb 8, 2021:

I know.

bidensfullofshit

guru comments on Feb 7, 2021:

What's up with the ear?

guru replies on Feb 8, 2021:

@Haraldson Just reminded me of something.

bidensfullofshit

guru comments on Feb 7, 2021:

What's up with the ear?

guru replies on Feb 8, 2021:

@Haraldson It's a c. . . of a job.

‘Sudden drop’ in post-election cases explained by timely change to virus guidelines.

Garsco comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Positive test results should never have been counted as “cases.” A case is when someone has symptoms and/or is actually sick. Many who tested positive were never sick or had symptoms and may have served in quarantine for a few days only. Much of this stuff, I suspect we all really suspected, ...

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

Totally agree.

I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!

Rick-A comments on Feb 6, 2021:

I have news for you grass is green but you think it’s green. It’s actually red but you think it’s green!!

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

It repels green light.

‘Sudden drop’ in post-election cases explained by timely change to virus guidelines.

SpikeTalon comments on Feb 6, 2021:

How convenient...

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

Could see this coming.

SJWs are OUTRAGED with Grease Movie, This Actress DEFENDS It [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Feb 6, 2021:

made a ton of paper towel babies with Olivia back in the day

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

Another great Aussie export.

Somebody done f'd up

guru comments on Feb 6, 2021:

You named your dog turd.

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

@MikeHunt The pussy said to the arsehole "I need some space" and the arsehole replied "the space between us taint worth worrying about".

Somebody done f'd up

guru comments on Feb 6, 2021:

You named your dog turd.

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

@MikeHunt taint it a shame.

Somebody done f'd up

guru comments on Feb 6, 2021:

You named your dog turd.

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

@MikeHunt Taint much fun.

Somebody done f'd up

guru comments on Feb 6, 2021:

You named your dog turd.

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

@MikeHunt The pictures have just disappeared of your posts and others?

Ozzy Man Reviews: Cricket Nut Shots [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Rat, cradling my sack here

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

Funny how that works.

Kangaroo Launches Itself at Cyclist | When Kangaroos Attack. [youtube.com]

Haraldson comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Was old skip having a go? Or just confused?

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

Confused I think.

If people floated instead of walked. [youtube.com]

turnerjolene48 comments on Feb 6, 2021:

I used to have recurring dreams of just this scenario when I was a kid. Loved them lol

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

I still do.

Why were they called the “dark ages?” Because there were a lot of knights.

Haraldson comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Why did Camelot cumalot? Because he played with his Lancelot.

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

Rubalot, rollalot I had a story but lost my plot.

So cyborgs do grow hair

guru comments on Feb 6, 2021:

He's on something.

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

@Haraldson Probably a cocktail of things.

Don Fauci's wisdom

guru comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Don, LOL

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

@MikeHunt That's what's so funny:)

Kangaroo Launches Itself at Cyclist | When Kangaroos Attack. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Feb 6, 2021:

my daughter tells me they were good eating after she turned 21 on your accursed island doing bio-research 99she had too good of a time)

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

@MikeHunt Yeah they are here at our gate sometimes but usually they leave the mothers and joeys here while they wander around. Sometimes they are a foot or more taller then me.

Kangaroo Launches Itself at Cyclist | When Kangaroos Attack. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Feb 6, 2021:

my daughter tells me they were good eating after she turned 21 on your accursed island doing bio-research 99she had too good of a time)

guru replies on Feb 6, 2021:

Before they made it legal to sell the meat for consumption you could just shoot one and eat it but now that they are selling it your not allowed to (free food) Can't have that. I've never eaten any but they say it is very lean and Delicious. We have them all around the place like pets.

Joe Biden gets Embarrassingly DISLIKED on YouTube. [youtube.com]

SpikeTalon comments on Feb 5, 2021:

Well... he's a dislikable individual.

guru replies on Feb 5, 2021:

That's for sure.

Maxine Waters SHOULD BE IN PRISON after what she did to TRUMP. [.youtube.com]

KeithThroop comments on Feb 5, 2021:

For years Maxine Waters has been one of the worst on the Left. Nothing she says or does surprises me anymore. The only thing that might surprise me about her us that there are people who actually vote her into office over and over again.

guru replies on Feb 5, 2021:

Just like Biden was voted in.:)

Elon Musk Saves Dogecoin [youtube.com]

MichelleD comments on Feb 4, 2021:

Never heard of dogecoin

guru replies on Feb 5, 2021:

@MichelleD A lot of people seem to be having trouble today. Seems o.k on P.C. though.

Elon Musk Saves Dogecoin [youtube.com]

MichelleD comments on Feb 4, 2021:

Never heard of dogecoin

guru replies on Feb 5, 2021:

Until now.

Electric fence experiment ends as expected. [youtube.com]

Haraldson comments on Feb 4, 2021:

A science lesson they won't forget 🙂

guru replies on Feb 4, 2021:

I doubt that they were expecting such a jolt. The camera guy was the smart one.

WHEN A CRAB IS DRUNK IT WALKS FORWARDS" Ricky Gervais [youtube.com]

Haraldson comments on Feb 4, 2021:

When a routine that starts with "I'm not in to bestiality, but....", I put the headphones on 🤣

guru replies on Feb 4, 2021:

Yeah, I'm trying to keep it as family friendly as possible without missing out on quality content.

Iliza Shlesinger - The Worst Part Of Girls Night [youtube.com]

Haraldson comments on Feb 4, 2021:

That's the best sheep impersonation I've ever heard 🤣😁

guru replies on Feb 4, 2021:

She sold me with that sheep sound lol.

Outstanding Balance. Lachlan Patterson. [.youtube.com]

Haraldson comments on Feb 4, 2021:

Never heard of him before, very cool!

guru replies on Feb 4, 2021:

He's new to me also. Has been around for awhile.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Haraldson comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Best one yet, roflmfao!

guru replies on Feb 3, 2021:

You never know what's gonna' hit the funny bone.

Returning soldier surprises daughter during interview. [youtube.com]

WilliamWilliam comments on Feb 2, 2021:

The sacrifice these people make is inspiring.

guru replies on Feb 2, 2021:

It truly is.

Returning soldier surprises daughter during interview. [youtube.com]

MichelleD comments on Feb 2, 2021:

This made me 😭

guru replies on Feb 2, 2021:

Me too.

Dad Outsmarts daughter In "Copy Me Challenge" [youtube.com]

lnosbourne comments on Feb 2, 2021:

Funny but the cute girl needs to ditch that sweater

guru replies on Feb 2, 2021:

I didn't notice that. Agreed.

CIRCLE BACK!!!!!!!!!

Haraldson comments on Feb 2, 2021:

From 'Build Back Better' to 'Circle Back Better' What a f^ckn joke!

guru replies on Feb 2, 2021:

Good one.

Why am I here.

KeithThroop comments on Feb 1, 2021:

I've actually been in that situation. 😬

guru replies on Feb 2, 2021:

Who hasn't lol.

Europe is EXPLODING as Citizens RISE UP and REVOLT Against Covid Restrictions [youtube.

guru comments on Feb 1, 2021:

It was a major tool against Donald Trump.

guru replies on Feb 1, 2021:

President Trump!

Republicans call on AOC to apologise after she accuses Ted Cruz of facilitating 'murder' ...

w0tn0t comments on Feb 1, 2021:

#OccassionalCortex needs to have legal action taken against her

guru replies on Feb 1, 2021:

She probably wouldn't be competent to stand trial.

Antifa and Radical Left Really Don't Want You to Read This Book. [youtube.com]

MichelleD comments on Feb 1, 2021:

I'm buying his book, Unmasked!

guru replies on Feb 1, 2021:

Yeah for sure, same here.

Seth Rogen Gets DESTROYED On Twitter By Gad Saad & It’s Glorious! [youtube.com]

MichelleD comments on Feb 1, 2021:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z82hlv2Lco=youtu.be

guru replies on Feb 1, 2021:

Awesome, thanks.

That's just the way it goes

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

From Chinese designer Won Hung Lo.

guru replies on Feb 1, 2021:

@Haraldson I think the left one is lower.

I dub thee Sir Lambsalot, first Sheep of the realm

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

On behalf of the Queen of Barbados.

guru replies on Feb 1, 2021:

@kipmax Lol I never heard of it myself, I was just looking up something with "bar" in it for the post. It's great quality.

Let's see what else Biden does. After all 80 million say he is better than Trump.

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Plainly they are trying to destroy America.

guru replies on Jan 31, 2021:

@MichelleD Absolutely right.

I dub thee Sir Lambsalot, first Sheep of the realm

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

On behalf of the Queen of Barbados.

guru replies on Jan 31, 2021:

Also Barcelona. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0wdxj8-mAU

well, there goes 25 % of your income

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

The audacity of putting a smiley after that.

guru replies on Jan 31, 2021:

@MikeHunt And the teller has a clown nose.

Kinda hope the pretentious fuck trips

turnerjolene48 comments on Jan 31, 2021:

it does have an airy quality about it, though

guru replies on Jan 31, 2021:

Made by an air head:)

Yeah, it was a fun day friend

Haraldson comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Gotta love dogs!

guru replies on Jan 31, 2021:

Great pic.

Really? We're about to mash eachothers faces/internal organs in and we have to wear Fauci masls?

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Put Fauci in the ring, I'd pay to see that.

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

@MikeHunt He could be billed as the masked crusader.

Beauty Influencer Amanda Ensing LOSES EVERYTHING For Being Conservative. [youtube.com]

turnerjolene48 comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Just wait a few days they are really going to start putting conservatives in camps. This is more than outrageous. It is immoral. What do you think they would have been saying if conservative companies had done something similar. I agree with you. This is not american.

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

I never thought I'd see things go this bad.

Grammy Nominees DROP OUT Because Their Category Is ALL WHITE! [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Dude has a brain, never heard him before

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

Yeah he's really good.

Yeah, it was a fun day friend

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

That's one happy dog.

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

@MikeHunt A retired dog!

Coachella music festival cancelled. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Oh nooo how will our syplhiss spread now??

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

Word of mouth.

Black Lives Matter Nominated For The Nobel Peace Prize! [youtube.com]

MichelleD comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Maybe we should nominate Hitler too.

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

Well he was Times man of the year.

Not that Iron man

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Ironic!

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

@MikeHunt Ten Fold?

Not that Iron man

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Ironic!

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

@MikeHunt That might increase the problem.

Not that Iron man

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Ironic!

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

@MikeHunt Well we ironed that out and not in an abstract way.

Not that Iron man

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Ironic!

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

@MikeHunt At least we won't be board.

Not that Iron man

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Ironic!

guru replies on Jan 30, 2021:

@MikeHunt It's a pressing situation for sure.

We grew together over the years

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Would you believe it.

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

@Haraldson Excellent.

I used to think that sticks and stones could break my bones but words could never hurt me.

Haraldson comments on Jan 29, 2021:

That would've left a lasting impression on you, I'm sure.

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

Indelibly.

Might be a re-post, anyway ...Almost Home

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Looks like a crowning achievement.

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

@MikeHunt What an awesome bonding experience.

Might be a re-post, anyway ...Almost Home

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Looks like a crowning achievement.

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

@MikeHunt Push, don't push, o.k. push.

Ozzy Man Reviews: Penguin Banter. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Jan 29, 2021:

LOL Go Fish

guru replies on Jan 29, 2021:

Hut,hut,hut.