God wrote the Bible the way He did because we're stupid. Just paraphrasing Andy Stanley.
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I sure hope that the opinions of an obvious troll don't bother you.
No. Their remarks roll off this old man's moss-covered back like a terrible rain off of an Oregon duck.
@lawrenceblair See, now, if you'd move south where the sun occasionally does shine that moss condition would clear right up!
Can't do diddly about the old bit.