Pretty crazy. I had to take the family cow down to the market to trade it in for some food. Hard times we're in, folks. So, I take the cow down to market place and see this gentleman selling magic crystals. He tells me he'll give me three magic crystals for the cow. Well, needless to say, I gave him the cow.
Turns out, the crystals weren't magic at all.
While skipping home, I tripped and dropped the little satchel containing the crystals...cracking open each of them.
It was then that I realized the crystals weren't what I was told. Instead, they each contained an entire universe containing countless stars, galaxies, nebulae, and potential for life.
What a gyp. Mom's gonna kill me.