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I am sitting here trying to get my mind off of the pain. Nothing will screw up your back faster than trying to catch chickens and ducks so you can put them into a new larger chicken pen. So I've been reading posts, commenting and thinking. And I just have to post about some of my thoughts. Dont ask me why...I am under no obligation to make sense to you. But If it weren’t for physics, old age and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. So I just felt like posting some random thoughts.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed…. I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore.

Be nice to people on your way up so they won’t get suspicious when you’re rich and you invite them to your private island to hunt them for sport.

Arguing with a leftist is only slightly easier than tunneling through a mountain with your forehead.

The IQ of a mob can best be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the total number of members. Therefore: The larger the number of people, the dumber the resultant decisions and actions. (Dare I say it? Congress?)

The quickest way to make someone ignore you is to start a sentence with "You should ..."

Everyone keeps telling me to give up my anger. Anger is easy. Anger at the right person, at the right time, for the right reason, that's hard.

Anyone who claims that "Things improve with age!" has obviously never attended a Class Reunion!

I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone. Some smartphone it turned out to be. It should have known better than to let me call my Ex!

I would still rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook.

You don't need to be thrown into Facebook Jail. Facebook is like prison. You sit around, waste time, write on walls, avoid drama and get poked by people you don't know.

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Have you tried invertion theopy my husband did one time. He said it was ok but one time is not a great way to tell the out come.


Number eight fencing wire 6/8' long and set up in shepherd's crook style so doesn't cut and keep low with arms down and reach hook their legs

If I had the wire to spare but I would have still had to stoop down like I did. See I was in a warehouse accident almost 30 years ago. Had to have 3 surgeries on my lower back, not to mention I have a broken neck with titanium plates and screws. So bending itself is...problematic. And yet I kept on working all these years. Now i have a farm and i'm getting waay old!

@MADcHATTER rough people lift them with the hook by the leg upside down and then grab both legs and carry them and throw them in the gate ,,, they turn in the air ... put some poly tube on the wire hook so it won't damage

@idoidoido Thanks for the tip. I think next time I'll let my herd dogs round them up for me.


Chicken chasing will get you speed...demon speed!


Yo Adrian!!! I did it! I got the Chickens! Tell Mick!


We welcome your random thoughts



Thanks for that. I had some kinda day today. Thanks for the must needed chuckle and making me think about a few others!


Very funny! I'm glad you can keep your sense of humor despite your pain. God bless you.


That cracked me up! I hate back pain. I've had spinal fusion surgery and a couple more back surgeries. Most recently, I had a crainiotomy so I might not make sense. I hope your back feels better!


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Those are awesome ponderings. I bet you are hilarious at parties! Loved them all. Soooo true!

Well I've never had to resort to a lamp shade on my head...thank goodness!


I was asked to catch n kill the family goose once. I used a fishing net.

His head was off 10 secs after i picked up the fishing net.

Usually I just throw some scratch down and while theyre pecking away I pick the one I want and a quick swing with the machete and wallah...chicken for dinner. But these birds are getting smart...they won't come near it until I back away.

@MADcHATTER Thats why i mentioned the fishing net, you know, the ones designed to pick up a 60 Tyee on a 6' pole?

@Mortaqai - Sadly I don't have one...but I do have plenty of guns.


Very good, loved it. I too remember being teleported and miss that too!

Must be the next generation.
No teleportations in my memory, just a few catapults.

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