I am sitting here trying to get my mind off of the pain. Nothing will screw up your back faster than trying to catch chickens and ducks so you can put them into a new larger chicken pen. So I've been reading posts, commenting and thinking. And I just have to post about some of my thoughts. Dont ask me why...I am under no obligation to make sense to you. But If it weren’t for physics, old age and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. So I just felt like posting some random thoughts.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed…. I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore.
Be nice to people on your way up so they won’t get suspicious when you’re rich and you invite them to your private island to hunt them for sport.
Arguing with a leftist is only slightly easier than tunneling through a mountain with your forehead.
The IQ of a mob can best be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the total number of members. Therefore: The larger the number of people, the dumber the resultant decisions and actions. (Dare I say it? Congress?)
The quickest way to make someone ignore you is to start a sentence with "You should ..."
Everyone keeps telling me to give up my anger. Anger is easy. Anger at the right person, at the right time, for the right reason, that's hard.
Anyone who claims that "Things improve with age!" has obviously never attended a Class Reunion!
I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone. Some smartphone it turned out to be. It should have known better than to let me call my Ex!
I would still rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook.
You don't need to be thrown into Facebook Jail. Facebook is like prison. You sit around, waste time, write on walls, avoid drama and get poked by people you don't know.