This morning's root canal appointment illustrated the value in keeping a supply of realistic rubber cockroaches at the ready. The endodontist told me few people had ever been able to light him up in the morning the way I did when he said, "Open wide," and found himself face to face with a large, black cockroach staring at him from its perch on my tongue. 
Upon hearing his alarmed yelp, the assistant looked over, and I got her, too! The only thing that would've made it better would have been for it to have been captured on video.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Love it. Last time I had to get a root canal, the wonderful dentist missed one root. His office was like an assembly line. Sure enough, the root abscessed and I had to lose the tooth. I went back to him, and he said sorry. Presently I have approximately 5 holes in my mouth. All of them were caused by dentists. I'm 69 years old and I will see a dentist when they do an autopsy. I only hope the doctor doing the autopsy is not a dentist. To call them professionals is ridiculous. I have never met one that was worthy of the name professional. It's really sad.
DAN_STL
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Apr 9, 2019
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WHat?? You get your dentist all upset and then want him with a scalpel in your mouth?? Much braver than I. Maybe the hygienist first. I did however spit my coffee when reading this. I now have coffee in my nose, no roaches, just coffee.. ROTFLMAO!!
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