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Bill and Max lived in a small town and had been best friends since the first day of kindergarten when they learned that they shared the same birthday. Their parents let them share their BD party that year and made it a tradition every year there after. They continued this thru High School and even though they attended different colleges they made it a point to get together every year on their birthday.

After college, although they each got good jobs in different cities, they continued to make sure to get together for their BD and even added doing a new activity they'd never done before, mountain climbing one year, an Alaskan Cruise, salmon fishing, etc, etc...

This year they decided to go hunting, something neither had ever done. In preparation they bought the latest and best hunting clothes, a tent and all the necessary camping supplies along with their first guns.

On their birthday they met up at the airport and drove a rental truck out to the country side. They reached what they thought looked like a good spot and donned their backpacks and guns. They started hiking thru the woods and a few hours later came to an old fence.

Bill climbed over and then Max started to but caught his foot on top and fell hitting his head on a rock which knocked him unconscious. Bill tried, unsuccessfully, to wake him, and in a panic called 911.

When the operator answered, Bill frantically exclaimed, "I think my friend may be dead and I don't know what to do". The operator calmly told him not to worry, I know what I'm doing and will tell you what you need to do.

O: Can you please tell me where your located?
B: With growing panic says I don't know we're somewhere in the woods.

O: Don't worry, I have your phone's GPS location. Now first I need you to make certain that your friend is dead. Can you do that?

After a slight pause:
B: Um, ok.

There's silence as the operator waits for Bill to come back to the phone. He's still patiently waiting when he hears the loud report of a gun shot. Then Bill's back:

B: OK, I'm sure he's dead, now what do I do?

GlenGardner20 7 Feb 5
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