Yeah, he's sacked out, a full day chasing squirrels

guru comments on Dec 27, 2020:

I'm smiling like that now.

Not posting because it's funny or whatever, just be aware that cameras have gotten so good now that ...

guru comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Can I get that in print?

I understand this dude is a Traditionalist but in 2020-21 most beers are twist-off

guru comments on Dec 27, 2020:

There's an opening here but I think I'll pass.

Never a good idea during hurricane season...

guru comments on Dec 27, 2020:

When you try to start it, it will probably be flooded.

They have a buttonless elevator in Thailand that operates by foot pedals to keep the Covid away ...

guru comments on Dec 27, 2020:

But you have to keep pumping the pedals to go up.

Back in 1975 we had the same asses but zero cell phone cameras wish we did yer Momma might have ...

guru comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Reminds me of this.

Caught these guys in a shitty park in Bronx NY (oh yeah, armed to the teeth) Anyway, enjoy a ...

guru comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Was that with Lesley West?

Ummm do we eat this or not?

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Not for me, pass.

Yo Mang, You get what you Pay for Could go deeper, choose not to

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

These guys never get laid.

Poor girl will NEVER have a date

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

That's awesome. care less for the comment though.

Sorry if re-post, just some awesome hair

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Magnificent!!

Mister Phelps shed a manly single tear

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

I've seen turds that would not go down the hole in that bowl.

That shit is expensive

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

He should tone down his criminal activities.

What a pussy The cat was fine though

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Doctor Dunce.

Inspiring! You Go Girl...

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

He was a prick but now he's outta' the picture.

Scotch i can manage, my beloved Irish Whiskey, still love you BUT TEQUILA? AAWW FUGG NO...

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Voodoo dancer.

I apologize to the few Sluggettes here, still have to post

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

That's a paw excuse!

Kill me, getting soft here Anyway, Our House from Deva Vu [youtube.com]

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

One of our favorite songs.

Not what you thought you pervs, Patrick is innocent

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Come to think of it I'm happy about that choice also.

Merry Christmas everyone

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!

Chin up there

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1JC2QAOPhQ

Don't Label Me

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHj-JjcAo3k

I have been to a buffet or two where things do not look quite right but they were usually fried

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Love our Chinese smorgasbord but not allowed to have one at the moment (Covid).

I have never watched the show so I have no clear idea if this is really funny or just bleh

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

No idea!

i was never very good at that as our chimney was 40ft high on the old house we had

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Come in the fucking door!

Quite clever, tho it would never work for me being a mouth breather and all, might be worth it just ...

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Probably just as effective.

Merry Christmas all you wonderful people! Hope you’re all having a wonderful time wherever you are...

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Merry Christmas Daisy!! Thank you.:)

Well, no more

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Well they look happy with themselves.

One HAS to laugh

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

The pricks!

Different form of branding, wish I thought of it first

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Pigs dick taters!

Dumb tit joke

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Gotta allow for inflation.

Welp, I'm OUT

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Where is it now?

Yeah, Bold Move and all I just want to see oh, let's say 8 seconds later...

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Nothing unusual judging by the people in the background.

Here come all the boys

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

The others couldn't care less.

Surely the kids thought of these costumes Anyway, clever

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

A work of art.

I never knew Crane companies advertised. Now I know

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

I'de be cranein' to see that.

Atomic Wedgie? No problem for this guy

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Oh nuts!!

No idea if she gets paid for hanging out outside the museum but she looks better than the asshole ...

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Moan.

Dumb dog, made me chuckle

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Just loafin" around.

Just a couple of guys out having fun.

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Looks legit. Merry Christmas guys.

I'm gonna carry Santa's coal with me to Hell for this one but Merry Christmas

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Or in a murder victims hand.

Oh, so You don't like Service dogs?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Hey! he kicked me in the crack!

Various neighbors were expecting to see this in the trash anyway. Why not indulge them heh heh heh

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Neighbors sound like assholes.

I mean... ho lee fugg... got nothing nasty to say ...but just imagine

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Hirsute beaut.

Starving on a desert isle, which one goes first?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

They would be o.k in the dessert aisle.

Roughly 2 years ago I was in a Burger King and this blind dude walks in, seriously needed the ...

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Just got out of jail.

Dumb Titanic joke

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Probably wants to go down again.

Dumb Snail joke

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

I got that on tape.

What?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

If you want to do it you will succeed of course.

This had to be intentional, right?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

That is an awful building. No wonder the door at the bottom leans to the left.

Corporation can be very disgusting

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Zuckerberg beat you to it!

Even their paying attention, not like some democrat voters

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Couldn't get it and the Pow!!Thanks LOL.

Do you think that would work?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Well I was on the chimney and she was just below me.

Getting soft here. Dog hugs.

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

So I just hugged my dogs and it's like what the fuck but they warmed to it.

Umm well you know....

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Back in the forties my uncle wanted a pony for Christmas. My Grandfather put manure in the stocking and told my uncle that the pony was there but must have got away.

Waking the dead

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

He can't have been dead for long! If he's still getting stiff!

I saw it too (until enlarging the pic)

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Didn't see it till I read it, can't unsee it though.

Oh, we ALL Know this one

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

So this is crowning?

Obviously not the Love of Her Life, she seems unpleased with the results of this....nail file?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

I think it's a color chart.

Vegan kabob

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Good for them, not for me.

The Great Google Crash: The World’s Dependency Revealed [youtube.

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Very dangerous situation.

Saw this in Stock Trader

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Time to sink or swim.

Breaking Fauci admits to LYING about Covid-19 herd immunity threshold to manipulate public support ...

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Fauci is a phony.

Merry Christmas! 🎄 Have a great day 🥳

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas Sluggers. Be happy and joyful, it’s the season of giving thanks and sharing.

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas Rick!!

Merry Christmas

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas!

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas to you.

..........

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Joe Biden stunt double?

yea don't screw with joe!

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Not again!!!

Police forced to "withdraw & dismiss" ANOTHER one of our [FightTheFines.

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Good work Avi.

He has had our back do you have his?

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Merry Christmas to you also.

Or done on purpose? 🤣

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Titillating design!

What a year it has been! You lot deserve Christmas presents for making me laugh all year.

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Paw cat! Shit itself.

Bad joke! 🤣

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Ah! My little chickadee.

"People misunderstand one another everywhere." ― Woodroffe to Lama Kazi Dawasamdup (26 May )

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw7RTUEZMyg

20 stories the media got horribly wrong in 2020... [thefederalist.com]

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Only twenty?

This is not fake or manipulated.

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Great post.

President Trump Begins His SECOND TERM by NUKING COVID Relief Bill!!! [youtube.

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

President Trump should not not concede. Harris/Biden would be a disaster.

they are the experts

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

This is crazy times!

Probably the last holiday tune I'll be posting here, and saved the best for last.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!

[youtu.be] Here's the Christmas song exposing the TRUTH of the far left

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Awesome!

"I tried making brownies today for my family.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

It came from a corn hole?

"I tried making brownies today for my family.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Shit! I don't know either.

This hole concept is very deep. I shall keep digging. 😆

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Which tool is my favorite? I don't know what to pick or a shovel.

And what is the gift, I wonder? 🤨😆

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

I put on my what?

Oohs, this reminds me of my uni days.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Do I look bothered?

Biden and Harris

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

No, just passing through on the way to hell.

BornToSubjugate

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

They couldn't subjugate a T.V. Remote!

Do you think there is some truth in this? 😂

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Some farts smell o.k if they're your own. "that smells fairly decent"......George Carlin.

Dad joke! My best friend and I skipped school to go bungee jumping.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

She broke up with her boyfriend when he jumped but that's o.k I caught him on the rebound.

Yep, better get on with that!

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Cock! How dare you!

I’m going shopping..

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Plenty of money left for cake.

..........

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_wUSHSeS-c

Nancy Pelosi exposes her own shameless hypocrisy with remarks on pork-infused stimulus bill.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Pelosi is a piece of work.

US news: Hatred for DC percolates after digging through the itemized outrage found in the ...

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Seems like blackmail to me or Quid pro quo.

Our Government is full of egomaniacs, and FOX News is playing along... [redstate.com]

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Also megalomaniacs.

@LauraLoomer - LauraLoomer - Hidden inside the 5,000-page long Covid-19...

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

This bill is a bad joke.

Generous to a fault.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

The cheque is in the mail.