Ellen DeGeneres CANCELLED! Watch Her SCOLD a Fan as Her Career IMPLODES [youtube.

guru comments on May 13, 2021:

Good riddance.

In Australia, between 1838 and 1902, it was illegal to swim at public beaches during the day.

guru comments on May 13, 2021:

Can't unsee that.

At Any Given Moment, There Are Approximately 2,000 Thunderstorms Happening on Earth

guru comments on May 13, 2021:

And 45 Volcanoes.

Living on the edge! This is so me!!!

guru comments on May 13, 2021:

Hwere si bat fastard?

North America's lowest recorded temperature was -81.

guru comments on May 13, 2021:

Probably heading that way again.

The Chills You Get When Listening to Music Are Caused by Your Brain Releasing Dopamine.

guru comments on May 12, 2021:

Just chill man.

Nice explanation...

guru comments on May 12, 2021:

Nurses are awesome!!!

You see these other guys? Yeah, they shit on the carpet too!

guru comments on May 12, 2021:

Shit hole slippers.

Can any of you blokes confirm?

guru comments on May 12, 2021:

I'm finding it hard to pass over the hard comment but it would hardly be worth mentioning.

Can any of you blokes confirm?

guru comments on May 12, 2021:

Sometimes good things come in small packages.

Well, i don't have an appropriate comment about this so I'll leave it up to you

guru comments on May 12, 2021:

I'm feeling a bit mortified here.

Well, i don't have an appropriate comment about this so I'll leave it up to you

guru comments on May 12, 2021:

I would be climbing the walls trying to come up with a comment for this.

CNN RATINGS In FREE FALL as Network Loses TWO-THIRDS of Their AUDIENCE [youtube.

guru comments on May 12, 2021:

Yes, really good news. Great even.

The world’s first seat belt law was put in place in 1970, in the state of Victoria, Australia, ...

guru comments on May 11, 2021:

There wasn't much traffic here back then.

This is why I'm not on insta anymore.

guru comments on May 11, 2021:

That cracks me up.

Phys.org: Are we on the verge of a new era in space flight?

guru comments on May 11, 2021:

Exciting times.

'You must have a vaccine to come back in September’: Cuomo mandates university vaccinations Is...

guru comments on May 11, 2021:

Why isn't he in jail.

Extinction Rebellion protesters chain themselves to government vehicles | Sky News Australia ...

guru comments on May 11, 2021:

Idiots.

BREAKING: Israel on Brink of War as Hamas Rockets Target Jerusalem | Watchman Newscast - YouTube

guru comments on May 11, 2021:

President Trumps great work down the drain.

The Mythical ‘Little People’ of Hawaii: Menehune are a mythological dwarf people in Hawaiian ...

guru comments on May 10, 2021:

They would be welcome here.

nice statue you got, be a shame if someone shit on it

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Stool pigeon?

Gotdayum i wore my cap like a wigga, how'd ja know

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Pacman.

Archaeologists have identified the oldest known human burial in Africa during field work that ...

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Another great post thanks. https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-05-06/oldest-human-burial-site-in-africa/100065050

Happy Saturday!

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Cheers.

Almost too sad for me...no way in hell i could do that

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Would never happen here.

Well, i have done this with mattresses and furniture so there

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

I pride myself in this kind of stuff. That's awesome.

Sorry if repost, still laughed

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

I guess you are getting a little behind.

Well, i guess so

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

It's O.k., you earned it.

Is this really a thing?

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

I'm getting depressed here.

Oh, is that bat wing and pepper?

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

I feel dumber.

Proven wrong i thought they mated for life, fuck PBS and the BBC

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Flowchart you say.

I don't even want to know wtf is living in there

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Bob Marley.

So, I guess sneaker influencers is a thing...so die

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Sneaky bastards.

Well they just found him in the trees

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Would you believe it.

Happens more than once

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

He's been hounding them to get in the picture all day.

Group picture

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Happy girls.

Actually, not the worst concept for continued breeding

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

Ain't that a pip.

A fine new group of fast food artisans has emerged from covid -19

guru comments on May 8, 2021:

A fish burger with cheese on the side.

Well, somebody in our commonwealth (I include us in America) might be able to identify this beast ...

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

Sheep dog?

This dog is a true bro, even drives you home

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

No fleas on him.

Those little rat dogs have the hugest balls

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

He wants to F##k it.

Ok fine, i understand one end is a door stop but (butt?) the other? the dynamics confuse me

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

For when your ready to spring into action.

An ancient text called the Voynich Manuscript still baffles scientists.

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

Flying saucer with a gun turret.

Real-life Pinhead

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

I think she's made her point.

Too much PBS

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

Might have to get screened first.

Secrets of Witchcraft revealed

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

I am noticing a theme here.

This body is obtainable with a few short lessons

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

I can picture that working.

Pepperbox revolver [youtube.com]

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

Looks like it would do the job.

They kinda have a point

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

Maybe they shared a romantic bite.

The Balls on this guy

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

Passers by might want him sacked.

Having lived through some of the weirdest decades in the last century, i am impressed by their ...

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

Nice innuendo.

Vikings lived in a long, narrow building called a longhouse.

guru comments on May 7, 2021:

30 to 50 people with no windows would be snug.

Just flip it! 😆 Does it make better sense?

guru comments on May 6, 2021:

I will have to reflect on this one.

Any tips? Ideas?

guru comments on May 6, 2021:

I think your smoking it too much.

In 1493, Columbus thought he saw mermaids -- they were "not as pretty as they are depicted, for ...

guru comments on May 6, 2021:

Too long at sea.

During the John Quincy and Andrew Jackson election year, American politics sounds more like bathroom...

guru comments on May 6, 2021:

Not much has changed then.

Fourteen years before the Titanic sank, Morgan Robertson wrote the novella Futility.

guru comments on May 6, 2021:

The plot thickens.

But does he listen? NO!

guru comments on May 6, 2021:

They could be catapulted into the future.

Bloody history of torture: Red-Hot Pincers.

guru comments on May 5, 2021:

Humans are problematic for sure.

The 1800 election year was so heated that vice president Aaron Burr ended up killing Alexander ...

guru comments on May 5, 2021:

Ah, the good old days.

I know nothing, absolutely nothing...

guru comments on May 5, 2021:

Biden needs a new dog.

Trump LASHES OUT at ABSURD Facebook BAN as SPAIN Turns to the POPULIST RIGHT [youtube.

guru comments on May 5, 2021:

Great news! Following every word here.

Sometimes in Norway too.

guru comments on May 5, 2021:

We get the odd individual here that you see watering their grass in the rain.

Hello Aussie friends! @DaveO276, @guru, @Jedly, @Tom81, @Poncho69, @Lightman, @Aeofrik, @stevie-f, ...

guru comments on May 5, 2021:

I'm sure that your friend will be welcomed here. It's a good place to be. Just relax and be yourself is my advice.

ThisIsMe EveryFrigginTime FirstWorldProblem

guru comments on May 5, 2021:

Ain't it the truth.

Multiple choices is turned on

guru comments on May 5, 2021:

I would tick them all but chose two here.

‘Gigantic’ Bidens: Social media puzzled by bizarre photo of Joe and Jill with Carters ...

guru comments on May 5, 2021:

With Biden everything is fake, nothing is real.

This may hurt...

guru comments on May 4, 2021:

Pen'etration?

Peter Kay, misheard lyrics! I just peed a bit laughing!!! Vid: [youtu.be]

guru comments on May 4, 2021:

Hilarious.

Weird things are happening! [youtu.be]

guru comments on May 4, 2021:

Blindsided.

Bloody history of torture: Being Broken on the Wheel would break your bones and rupture your vital ...

guru comments on May 4, 2021:

The Catherine wheel firework was one of my favorites. Shit!

You thought Stonehenge was old?

guru comments on May 4, 2021:

Well someone got stoned.

The term geek originally referred to circus performers that would bite off the heads of live ...

guru comments on May 3, 2021:

Another fowl concept.

Stand by your own trial and not by what others say. Gudmundur Jonsson

guru comments on May 3, 2021:

"To thine own self be true".

True dat.... True...

guru comments on May 3, 2021:

My second son flew through the air like superman, good thing he was attached.

The Vikings were considered overly concerned with cleanliness for bathing once a week.

guru comments on May 3, 2021:

Never duck a bath.

Well, i did not want to post this but here i am at 6 thirty

guru comments on May 3, 2021:

WTF!!!

Well @guru brought it up...are you ready to Bungle? [youtube.com]

guru comments on May 2, 2021:

Saw them in Sydney in the 80s and they were tight.

These things (and people that wear them) actual.yl exist

guru comments on May 2, 2021:

I could take a shine to them.

Eating/hiding acorns all day is rough, mate, just gonna have a stretch

guru comments on May 2, 2021:

Just warming his nuts.

Oooh what a lucky man he was... [youtube.com]

guru comments on May 1, 2021:

What a voice!! One of my all time favorite songs.

He's just social distancing

guru comments on May 1, 2021:

Cruisin' to lay some pipe.

As a former bouncer, I dislike the way our profession was portrayed, in songs we always lose, in ...

guru comments on May 1, 2021:

Excellent album.

Well, that's depressing

guru comments on May 1, 2021:

Well that's rubbish.

Yes, come in! All are welcome...

guru comments on May 1, 2021:

No I don't think so.

Fuggin Emu's are getting in to our boards now

guru comments on May 1, 2021:

Saving this one.

Disney Lies: When you visualize Pinocchio, you see the sweet puppet with a desire to be a real boy.

guru comments on Apr 30, 2021:

The green guys nose looks like a dick.

This is weird!!!

guru comments on Apr 30, 2021:

I think I'm dead.

There is a light bulb in Livermore, California, that hasn’t burned out for over 100 years.

guru comments on Apr 29, 2021:

If they kept making globes like that they would eventually have few new sales.

Hunting Unicorns?

guru comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Someone has spiked their drinks.

Hahahaha!! 😂🤣🤠😁

guru comments on Apr 28, 2021:

That's one weird looking dog.

Aaaaaaaaw!!!

guru comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Does it live in a commune nest?

Since I long ago stopped watching local and network news programming I really don't know if this ...

guru comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Speaking out of turn I think.

Ah, that's why my Grandpa always held my Grandma's hand when they were out.

guru comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Last week she bought one glove.

Spain has the oldest restaurant in the world.

guru comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Nice woodwork.

One Pennsylvania Town Has Been on Fire for Decades.

guru comments on Apr 27, 2021:

That road is smoking crack.

160-Year-Old Japanese Medical Kit Contained Deadly Laxative.

guru comments on Apr 26, 2021:

No shit.

Lil' Firebug

guru comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Big hand, little thumb and is that a baby in the mirror.

Kindly get yer fuggin paws offa my junk you...

guru comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Kid needs pussy.

K-Pop fan is saddened

guru comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Rocket man.