“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.” — C.S. Lewis

guru comments on Jun 25, 2021:

I should read a book about mountain climbing.

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”Clarence Darrow

guru comments on Jun 25, 2021:

I read them in the dead of night.

A writer's block.

guru comments on Jun 25, 2021:

I'll go with the Vodka.

Well played, indeed.

guru comments on Jun 25, 2021:

The butler did it.

One grisly aspect of Celtic culture was their obsession with severed heads.

guru comments on Jun 25, 2021:

A quick death. 100% on picture, agreed.

What a conspiracy theorist! Of course nobody is watching nervous laughter

guru comments on Jun 25, 2021:

No, I just like middle fingering the sky.

Date a liberal: 30 years later: guess what happens?

guru comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Me toooooooo.

“My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

guru comments on Jun 24, 2021:

That's a real blast.

In general, it's best to avoid generalizations.

guru comments on Jun 24, 2021:

Generally speaking.

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? —Steven Wright

guru comments on Jun 24, 2021:

Never heard of that.

Naughty Daddy 😳😅 ----- A mother and father take their 6 year old son to a nude family ...

guru comments on Jun 24, 2021:

Mom has some stiff competition.

Eye of the beholder…

guru comments on Jun 24, 2021:

I see.

The Sun Voyager ( Icelandic: Sólfar ) is a sculpture by Jón Gunnar Árnason, located next to the ...

guru comments on Jun 24, 2021:

Very nice.

Magna Carta, wrung from the unwilling King John by his rebellious barons, is signed.

guru comments on Jun 24, 2021:

A 1297 copy of the Magna Carta on display in the Members' Hall of Parliament House, Canberra, Australia. It was purchased by the Government of Australia for £12,500 from the King's School, Bruton, in Somerset, England, UK.

The Mayans were obsessive, keeping extremely detailed records of the movements of the sun, moon, ...

guru comments on Jun 24, 2021:

They may have been aware of subtle energies that we are now unaware of.

Things explode at school board meeting over CRT, arrests are made- [redstate.com]

guru comments on Jun 23, 2021:

They don't want to hear the people.

GOP Poised to CRUSH Democrat Election Takeover Bill [youtube.com] Good news!

guru comments on Jun 22, 2021:

There has to be voter I.D. everywhere.

Time yourself, and how many reviews you make

guru comments on Jun 22, 2021:

Only geniuses will spot all the mistakes. (only,be,able, to,to, mitstakes.) Seven mistakes if you count the capital O and the full stop.

Macron SUFFERS Election DISASTER [youtube.

guru comments on Jun 21, 2021:

Well that's a slap in the face.

Just photography things Part II.

guru comments on Jun 21, 2021:

1080p looks great but 360p is a pane.

Just photography things Part III.

guru comments on Jun 21, 2021:

I get the picture.

Cool ads.

guru comments on Jun 21, 2021:

Bagged her.

Dating back to 1800 B.

guru comments on Jun 21, 2021:

It's speculated that they invented popcorn.

The medieval period was one that was rich in technological innovation.

guru comments on Jun 20, 2021:

Great info.

In 399BC Socrates speaks to the jury at his trial: 'If you offered to let me off this time on ...

guru comments on Jun 20, 2021:

Love Socrates.

In Norse mythology, Forseti is the god of justice.

guru comments on Jun 20, 2021:

The German neofolk band Forseti named itself after the god.

Happy Father’s Day… 😎😎😎

guru comments on Jun 20, 2021:

I said fucking 1/2 inch.

How to escape a rear choke in seconds A useful technique to learn [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jun 19, 2021:

That humor was a little lighter.

Warning! A dad joke! May not go down well. 😂

guru comments on Jun 19, 2021:

Action behind the scene.

Where’s my damn refund?

guru comments on Jun 19, 2021:

You should sack the cruise company then.

In an affront to its namesake, the Tolkien Society goes woke- [thefederalist.com]

guru comments on Jun 18, 2021:

The parasites want to change the host.

Can't get that chin high enough...

guru comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Now you know I ain't kidding.

Medical History : Crazy?

guru comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Was an eye tooth used :)

Buri is the primeval man in Norse mythology.

guru comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Holy cow!!

This cute little bugger lied clinically dead in Siberia for 24000 years! It was found frozen in time...

guru comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Been round a long time then.

Beware of this man. 😆

guru comments on Jun 17, 2021:

He got clean away then.

Punctuation kills...

guru comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Pesky pedestrians.

A public service announcement

guru comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Lets face it, you would still have to wear a mask.

Norwegian Jon Torsteinson Rue, a.

guru comments on Jun 16, 2021:

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

“Iowa” is the name of a Native American tribe meaning “sleepy ones.

guru comments on Jun 16, 2021:

1.35 a.m. here, I can relate to that.

In many cultures in time, pregnant women were treated with the best of the best.

guru comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Nothing tops Motherhood.

just another prick in the world Pink Floyd to Mark Zuckerberg: You're an idiot, leave our song ...

guru comments on Jun 16, 2021:

That's tellin' him.

Video shows what happens when San Francisco doesn't prosecute shoplifting- [redstate.com]

guru comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Just plain crazy.

Just Chinese things. lol

guru comments on Jun 15, 2021:

No wonder they want to spread out.

Halloween Costume in Taiwan be like....

guru comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Rocketman.

Cannabis garden in a cornfield.

guru comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Well hidden at ground level maybe.

Cmon Vanessa...

guru comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Dig deep my ass.

How true. lol

guru comments on Jun 13, 2021:

True.

Lies, all lies.

guru comments on Jun 13, 2021:

That cracks me up.

WD - 40. For real men. :D

guru comments on Jun 13, 2021:

It was pretty hard on the stiff competition of the day.

Brilliant.

guru comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Last seen escaping on pogo sticks.

Here come the scientists...

guru comments on Jun 13, 2021:

They look more intelligent than Biden.

The Vikings used to sing their animals home.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

That would make me come home.

Fun childhood memories.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

I only wore shoes at school,I even played rugby bare foot until the heavy hand of the law came down.

BTS of the lion story. :D

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Brothers at the front.

So true. Never shave.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Hirsute is brute.

The Ronaldo story.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Just a little more.

Just Russian's men things.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

I don't get nervous but I still chew nails.

You should see the other guy.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

DTBBF. !!!

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Got that covered then.

Thats fast.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Impressive.

Can't argue with that.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Clever leverage maybe.

ChairmanDan's haircut

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Idolatry.

DictatorDan's Hotel Quarantine

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Sad but true.

And the password is...

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

O.K. Shit head.

Oh, the homo curious sapiens never change.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Very good.

Waring protective gear sometimes truly pays off.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

I had one explode on me, bad news if not protected.

Fork over the dough, buddy!

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Gangsters.

Bollywood logic be like...

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

That's a bit of a stretch.

Bhuahaha!

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Your not lion.

High School Challenge. Find your girlfriend. lol When all think alike, no one is thinking.

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Birds of a feather.

Just things they don't want you to know. lol

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Lighting is important?

Yes please!!!

guru comments on Jun 12, 2021:

That's funny!!

Someone was right when they said, today everything exists to end in a photograph.

guru comments on Jun 11, 2021:

Old school, save child.

Sooooo relatable. How about you?

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Their idol.

High School diversity be like...

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

A different generation.

Probably true.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Dead right.

Meanwhile....

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Skills and resourcefulness.

Clever devils.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

They must be stoned.

Take your notes, please.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Saves time I guess.

You had one job. lol

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

We just keep getting dumber.

Damn right.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

And don't you forget it.

Naturally.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Saw that Chewbacca guy for the first time last night on Netflix LOL

Just big foot things.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Haven't seen yet he might be around.

Biden be like....

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Biden sucks.

Just California things.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Too funny.

Now that is a good movie idea.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Dragging on.

True. Protection is paramount.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Large protection collection.

Feminists on a daily be like.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

WTF?

True indeed.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

She seems to be the butt of the joke.

Just saying

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Seems pretty straight forward.

“It is not advisable to venture unsolicited opinions.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Physician heal thyself.

When the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want to visit the bee's house some day.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

If you behave so, you may visit the beehive.

From the Twilight Zone...

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

.desirprus em roloC

Clean energy doesn’t mean a clean kill… 😎😱🙀

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Standing so close officer, he might be shocked if you pass wind.

Mums are probably better at uncovering the truth than the FBI.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Never noticed the bowl movement.

Design a dog. 🤣

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Maltese Shih Tzu + Maltipoo + Bullmastiff. A massive amount of bullshit.

The “Pearl Harbor ghost plane.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

That's hard to ex-plane.

Wooohooo!!!!!

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

I can almost recognize that face? Oh Hi Jack!!

In Finland they celebrate annual day for failure.

guru comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Makes sense, good idea.