Verizon reps came by the other day, Oh their system is so great, look you can talk to the remote! ...

CuriousFury comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I was i therapy the other day and my therapist started typing up a search for something I had brought up. Before she had typed out the first word of the phrase , she goes oh look, Google must have heard you!" And I was not quite as amused. When are we going to criminalize these companies for eaves ...

MikeHunt replies on Dec 14, 2020:

Sorry, and you can hate me all you want, drop therepy you're probably not nuts, spend a day or two here (oh, it's racist as hell, gotta be strong) anyway here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8

A good dad

Serg97 comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Great Dad!!! from a guy that raised FIVE girls!!!!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 14, 2020:

@Serg97 I feel for you bro, I understand the struggle, we were such pervs in our youth and holy shit, revenge comes barreling down, an 18 wheeler with no brakes

A good dad

Serg97 comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Great Dad!!! from a guy that raised FIVE girls!!!!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Raising daughters is a whole different struggle, (raised 2 myself) , Sons are Easy Mode, Don't kill that dude unless you REALLY have to, oh yeah, she gotta be 19 (quite aware 18 is the limit, just be fucking sure)

It all adds up! [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 13, 2020:

N ow that I'm living in a Banana Republic I kinda expect free bananas, no such luck

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Surely, it's The Law

Sky News Australia. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 13, 2020:

So strange, I'm older than dirt, interact with a ton of Asians daily, as well as real people too (calm down, just making a joke), yet never caught this hideous and deadly flu. Might there be Shenanigans afoot?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Cough cough thought i might have had it back in February, Slept about 20 hours, Shat for the next twelve (did not know a man could accumulate those much turds), anyway yeah, still alive here

Sky News Australia. [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Rope is kinda cheap these days

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Good point

Yeah, but, Sadly Ken lost his pecker in the G,I,Joe wars during the seventies

CuriousFury comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Really progressive. Not only tattooed but scarification

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

She gotta stay relevant

It all adds up! [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 13, 2020:

N ow that I'm living in a Banana Republic I kinda expect free bananas, no such luck

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Don't even get me started on how many people might meet a bad end (in minecraft)

Don't like the new layout for Just Jokes and Memes.

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

It is a bit awkward!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Well that was quite a kick in the balls, surely i heard that song before, never ozzy though, had friends murdered (usually guns) or so accidentally pushed in front of the "F" train .....after edits gonna shut up now, Hells Kitchen was crazy town back then

My place in Hell is already booked so why not post this?

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

That's hilarious and terrible at the same time!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Yeah, you wont, neither will I

My place in Hell is already booked so why not post this?

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

That's hilarious and terrible at the same time!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Guess I'll see you in Purgatory

OH Abso-fuggin-lutley not! I confess to a fear of heights, yeah never joined the Airborne for that ...

jackzimmerman comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Clean light dirty sidewalk

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Sidewalk? Well here we go I think it was 1983, 5oth anniversary of King Kong There was a HUGE balloon of Kong hanging off the Empite State Building, kinda funny, we all loved it I was driving a truck back in those old days, delivered shit to the ESB on a daily basis So let's FF a day or two, Some asshole decides to toss himselfe from the 86th floor (the observitory, got fences but easy to climb) missed my truck by one vehicle, splattered all over 34th street, Cops Knew what the mess would be, Shovel Division was deployed, honestly, never seen a man's guts just scooped up and slid in to a bag like that

Not sure, I MAY have seen too much internet for the night, Well we'll carry on I guess

jackzimmerman comments on Dec 13, 2020:

The horrible thing is ....... I think it just winked at you.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

not me, that ass loves the beards

Yeah, but, Sadly Ken lost his pecker in the G,I,Joe wars during the seventies

KCSantiago comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Tramp stamp Barbie, would NOT buy that for my daughters, even at the ages of 27, and 33

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

My daughters are roughly the same age, son a bit older

Verizon reps came by the other day, Oh their system is so great, look you can talk to the remote! ...

jackzimmerman comments on Dec 13, 2020:

The other night the wife and I were talking about the notion that the government could be listening in on our conversations, then we looked at each other and laughed. I laughed, my wife laughed, Alexa laughed, it was really quite amusing.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Oh Fuggin LOL

In my weaker days (not too long ago lol) Yeah, I might have licked her face

angelo comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Only if they're Krispy Kreme.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Or for some Gawd Damn reason they're named Jacquiline

Don't like the new layout for Just Jokes and Memes.

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

It is a bit awkward!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Changes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8

Not sure, I MAY have seen too much internet for the night, Well we'll carry on I guess

SourMashGnome comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Aaaah geeez! Are you fricken serious Mike! Right before dinner and we were having hamburgers.... Thanks man!....LOL!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

fuggin LOL, sorry bro

Hoo boy, guess who's not getting hurricane relief in 2021, Oh shit, I forgot Kamala will be ...

MDonaldson comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Wow.. big-time creepy..

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

In 2021 you surely will see worse

Hoo boy, guess who's not getting hurricane relief in 2021, Oh shit, I forgot Kamala will be ...

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Moloch the merciless or is the Ming?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru If WE weren't both so straight I could make an obscene joke right now, however I'm gonna take a pass

Good Catch

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Her hubby thinks so!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Always liked the tough ones

Hoo boy, guess who's not getting hurricane relief in 2021, Oh shit, I forgot Kamala will be ...

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Moloch the merciless or is the Ming?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

George Soros's brother, the Devour of Children, yeah I'm getting listed, probably you too, Sorry

Can you tell me how to get How to get to... Oh fugg took a wrong turn...

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

You can count on that!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Slaying me tonight you rat

Okay really dumb but kinda funny

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

She's right, come to think of it.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Fucking @Guru is on a ROLL tonight, oh LOL

Trump Steaks REALLY was a thing

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Meat the press!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Damn you LOL

Yeah, don't contact the EX

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Yeah, three goes into one, six times!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Threeways are overrated and your GF has ammo for a centuary

Sorry folks, I just chuckled at the Rock

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Stoned again.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Actually had that poster from Robert Crumb

Well, I guess I'm gonna continue being stupid here, so let's have another one..

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Deck and Halls next time!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Wiff boughs of jorry

He;s kinda right

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Pulled a hat trick.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Absolutely

Your day just got fucked the hell up

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Pretty straight forward, no puzzle there!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Had ten at one point, though they were indoor/outdoor bastards, a couple of the females never left the house unless it snowed (go figure)

Yeah, that's where I keep my porno

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

The reflection in the glass is interesting.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

never noticed that

Your day just got fucked the hell up

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Pretty straight forward, no puzzle there!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Dying here, I suspect you might have had a cat or two

OH Abso-fuggin-lutley not! I confess to a fear of heights, yeah never joined the Airborne for that ...

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Not for me!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Oh fugg that

Let's not get depressed here but...

The_Q comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Does it cross a state line or two here by chance ?? We get roads like this in NZ where 100 metres in city then its rural councils job. - They each look after their own bit . Obama years, then Trump Then Biden's term ??? ... maybe even an analogy for the US future ,,, come on what am I ...

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

President Kamala

Let's not get depressed here but...

The_Q comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Suddenly I feel i should give apologies to both Tom Cochrane and also Rascal Flats ... But if "Life is a Highway" .... Maybe the universe makes sense

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Fuggin LOVE that song

Dashcam Video Of Kansas Officer Shooting After Traffic Stop [youtu.be]

iThink comments on Dec 12, 2020:

yeah I saw that video several months ago. see? Kansas isn't the backwoods redneck, cowboy territory y'all think it is...we have "culture" too! that is a good example of why women should NOT be armed patrol officers. They are too weak to fend off or to fight men like that this one and they ...

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

LOL pay for the bullet, I like the way you think

I guess if you have a mascot, Hell, why not name the store after Him/Her

Czaidan comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I can't go in this place anymore. Went in once, spent the day feeling ill b/c there were a whole LOT of cats running around inside and I'm allergic. http://ninelivesbooks./

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Holy crap, that place looks quite cool

Yeah, gonna take a REALLY Hard pass on that

FrankZeleniuk comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Great for vaginatarians.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

My term is Vageaterian but LOL anyway

Yeah, gonna take a REALLY Hard pass on that

Czaidan comments on Dec 13, 2020:

If that had been from Diana Prince, would it be Wonder Bread?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Oh, you rat, had to look it up, fuggin LOL

This is how making the internet available on phones has crippled Western Civilization , I actually ...

Lt-JW comments on Dec 13, 2020:

It looks more of eastern block to me, given that Lada car

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@Lt-JW Totally agree

Too late, Hon, got you on camera

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

What happens next!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Cops or courts, though the cop option usually leads to MORE internet memes

That's not what I meant when I said "I love tan lines"

Mikewee777 comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Am I allowed to use that word ?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@Mikewee777 Mutual consent if of the highest importance (make sure to have a Safe Word and you better be able to hear it too, no headphones)

I guess if you have a mascot, Hell, why not name the store after Him/Her

angelo comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Books are so old fashioned. A Kindle is the way to go. One can practically store a whole library in a single Kindle Paper-White.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Maybe so, but I still enjoy the tactile sensation of holding paper in my paws

That's not what I meant when I said "I love tan lines"

Mikewee777 comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Am I allowed to use that word ?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@Mikewee777 Wish I was in the land of cotton Old times there are not forgotten LOL

This is how making the internet available on phones has crippled Western Civilization , I actually ...

Lt-JW comments on Dec 13, 2020:

It looks more of eastern block to me, given that Lada car

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Good eye there, but I consider Russkies Western Civ too (Oh by co-inky-dink a Russkie was my paternal grandpappy)

As an only child I can just imagine...

ZuzecaSape comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Now she doesn't have to get that abortion. 😁

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Oh Sacred Shit, LOL you rat

Truly sad, but an amazing artist. Don't get too involved in Anime folks. Depressing

ZuzecaSape comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I'd probably kill myself if I were that pathetic.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

As well one should, truly sad

Dammit I laughed

ZuzecaSape comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I'm a racial purity kinda guy, but I laughed. Contrary to popular belief, even #racists have a sense of humor.🤷‍♂️

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Who ever said racists can't be funny? You're probably aware but here's the link anyway https://boards.4chan.org/pol/catalog

I've held a head or ten over the toilet, folks spewing their guts out, never have I seen such a ...

angelo comments on Dec 13, 2020:

A lady you say!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Well, I didn't do the finger check so I'm just assuming (oh quite familiar Assume you make an ass of me blah blah lol)

Just gonna leave my kids alone, gotta take a piss, hi kids.....WTF?

ZuzecaSape comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I can't even see how that would be fun, but I ate a spider when I was 2, so I guess age changes a person.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

That book, OH, dying here LOL

Sometimes it's better to NOT fuck with people

Serg97 comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Pay back is a bitch!!!!!!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

I've always loved the crazy ones. Protip - Don't Love the Crazy ones

Almost feel bad for the dog

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I've lifted my dog over my head,when she was a puppy, my goods exposed, to an aggressive dog. What was I thinking lol.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Agreed

This little guy seems happy (I hope it's not for nefarious reasons

EgyptianRedpill comments on Dec 13, 2020:

If it's those nefarious reasons, at least that little rascal is not still crawling up there! 😂

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Richard Gere will never live down those rumors, will he?

Ozzy Man Reviews: [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I haven't screamed OOOOOH NOOO so many times in a 5 min span before Also, yeah I probably WOULD pay 2 dollars to give a hearty kick, no chance for a second round

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Well, I'm old as dirt lol

Almost feel bad for the dog

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I've lifted my dog over my head,when she was a puppy, my goods exposed, to an aggressive dog. What was I thinking lol.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Done the same surrounded by 3 really angry dogs. we protect those we love, simple as that

Ozzy Man Reviews: [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I haven't screamed OOOOOH NOOO so many times in a 5 min span before Also, yeah I probably WOULD pay 2 dollars to give a hearty kick, no chance for a second round

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru There is an olde timee american expression, NUTLESS WONDERS , heard old Pappy Hunt use it more than twice

Yes, oh ho hummm Yes we truly Love Each other

Serg97 comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I have the same situation at my house!!!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@Serg97 Quite a lovely family!

Reminds me of the constipated mathematician, he worked it out with a log.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 12, 2020:

LOL, kinda feel like Doug since the lockdown back in March, just playing with the dumbell every quarter hour (the IRON kind you pervs)

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru LOL still laughing here, don't drop trou in front of a new GF when only the Turtle's Eye is peeking out, seriously warm that bastard up a bit first, TH?EN you can scare them away (the good ones stay) Also, there was a sit-com based in Tasmania shown here, can't remember the name but I enjoyed both seasons, Some chick that had a Real Estate office or something, very beautiful scenery

Yes, oh ho hummm Yes we truly Love Each other

Serg97 comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I have the same situation at my house!!!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Loved ones can be difficult at times, it's worth it anyway

There are times the Devil is right in your face.

GeeMac comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Mmm - doughnuts...

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@GeeMac Fine! Have a dozen!

Yeah, she's All Smiles

Penrodster comments on Dec 13, 2020:

He looks awfully proud of himself.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

And rightly so

Reminds me of the constipated mathematician, he worked it out with a log.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 12, 2020:

LOL, kinda feel like Doug since the lockdown back in March, just playing with the dumbell every quarter hour (the IRON kind you pervs)

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Turtle is when your dick retracts back in to your warm body, kinda like when it's freezing outside, well I suppose theres not much freezing in Oz

Reminds me of the constipated mathematician, he worked it out with a log.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 12, 2020:

LOL, kinda feel like Doug since the lockdown back in March, just playing with the dumbell every quarter hour (the IRON kind you pervs)

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Have you SEEN IronWoman? I go Turtle just looking at her

Reminds me of the constipated mathematician, he worked it out with a log.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 12, 2020:

LOL, kinda feel like Doug since the lockdown back in March, just playing with the dumbell every quarter hour (the IRON kind you pervs)

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Same here, why would I pump an iron dumbell when I have a live flesh one tied up and gagged in the other room? OH JUST MAKING JOKES FBI CIA WHOEVER THE FUCK ELSE

Reminds me of the constipated mathematician, he worked it out with a log.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 12, 2020:

LOL, kinda feel like Doug since the lockdown back in March, just playing with the dumbell every quarter hour (the IRON kind you pervs)

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@guru Who says I'm not?

Better start shoveling.

KeithThroop comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I remember as a kid how much I looked forward to snow days, not just because I got a day off school, but because I had regular jobs shoveling driveways. I made good money as a kid on snow days in my neighborhood.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Same here

Better get ready to be vaccinated. They might even sneak it in

JobyOneKenobi comments on Dec 12, 2020:

My body, my choice! What? Covid vaccine? Everyone must take it, you don't have a choice!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

I'm old as fugg. When I finally awoke (roughly 2013-2014) and became aware of a hundred years worth of lies...Yeah, let's just say trust was lost. And oh fugg, the Swine Flu vaccine (no needle, air powered) back in the seventies killed WAY more people than it saved

Better get ready to be vaccinated. They might even sneak it in

SourMashGnome comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Well, I just hope she was not having her cat put down.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Oh Damnation, LOL

lushsux, the best street artist in the world (fuck Banksy) strikes again [twitter.com]

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Every step you take......

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

@Haraldson You, Sir, are both a Rat and a refined Gentleman Oh Hell Yeah, I'm singing along

Truly sad, but an amazing artist. Don't get too involved in Anime folks. Depressing

MDonaldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

This is creepy to nth degree.. I can only imagine he finished with a hand job.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Oh, LOL, quite sure he did

Had to read this more than once to get it

AdrianRainbow comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Who won the 'War on Drugs'? Drugs did.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

You are correct sir

Never had one, just HOPE this is true

GeeMac comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Damn!!! Who sneezed on BoB?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

It's rough having 79 confirmed kills back in Viet Nam (Oh i know it's internet bullshit, calm down)

There are times the Devil is right in your face.

GeeMac comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Mmm - doughnuts...

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Begone Homer

This dude is my "Spirit Animal", rode a Triumph through the late '70's, oh tons of fun, good on Him

Penrodster comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Live hard, die young!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

@Penrodster Seems like a good strategy

OK, this is probably what Nick Sandman was grinning about

LesMahagow comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Catholic Church .... pro family .... so .... must be pro sex

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Naturally

This dude is my "Spirit Animal", rode a Triumph through the late '70's, oh tons of fun, good on Him

Penrodster comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Live hard, die young!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

@Penrodster Still got my hair

This dude is my "Spirit Animal", rode a Triumph through the late '70's, oh tons of fun, good on Him

Penrodster comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Live hard, die young!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

95 to 98? Waaay more than I expect

Always liked this song, of course I was waaay too old for these chicks but alas, in my head (and to ...

iThink comments on Dec 12, 2020:

never heard of these girls - and I viscerally dislike this song. why is it women can do the kind of shit they sing about in this video and never suffer any punishment for it. One of the most infuriating characteristics of our culture is its blanket tolerance for female violence...as if by virtue of ...

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

no problem bro. People are different. I worked for a loooong time in the underbelly of NYC, bouncer here bouncer there, some places actually creeped me out. Got a taste for the feisty ones (yeah, I was happily married, raising kids but I learned years ago one can live 2 or more lives simultaneously), really got in to the crazy ones for a bit, defended them when they exceeded their true fighting skills, got scars to prove it, fun times

OK, this is probably what Nick Sandman was grinning about

Penrodster comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Headmaster "came across her OnlyFans account." This also has layers.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Upon LAYers

The proverbial Weakest Link

Penrodster comments on Dec 12, 2020:

This has layers to it. I'll probably be thinking of everything wrong with people for hours or days now.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

@Penrodster Dying here LOL

Many a battle was fought

Penrodster comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Is it a mistake? Is it really?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Not quite sure, we've been smashing each other for roughly 40 thousand years

That's not what I meant when I said "I love tan lines"

Mikewee777 comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Am I allowed to use that word ?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

I think we are free to use a whole shitload of words here on Slug

In less than a second they, the camera dude too will be on their bellies

guru comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Wave for the camera!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Damn you, very clever, LOL

A True Hero

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

That's brilliant, I mean fraud, and fraud is bad.;) Anyone got a link for his GoFundMe? :)

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Sometimes the absolute dumbest ideas work, and yes fraud is bad

See YOU later...

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Guessing things escalated quickly moments after the photo was taken.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Naw, he got the license plate, mayhem occurred within a week

Dumb ad 04 Yeah, I'm not trusting that grin, it's gonna be People served up hot and tender

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Fany Express, giant grin on chef, and the word Gastronomii. I'm trying but can't seem to make a meaningful connection.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Relax, Fany will help you sort this out

Took me a min to get this

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Hahaha! But it seems the art of insulting ones' mother has nearly been lost to us.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Laptop nearly shook off my belly LOL

Let's not get depressed here but...

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I couldn't stop laughing, then realised it said* life*, I thought it said *wife*

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Often the same thing

Ahh, it makes sense now

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Use the rear steer you mutt!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

LOL

Might have to try one

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Interesting marketing strategy....

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Bold move there

This is just wrong

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Very wrong.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Oh Sacred Shit, LOL

Corona-Sutra, as it's called. One has to adapt

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Is that for the GF, or the wife?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

GF of course. Sex with the wife? I wish

It's all about the framing

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Photos taken at just the right time!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Exactly

Yeah, probably not gonna mess with her

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

She's still got a few left in 'er :)

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

I did 80 MPH running on fumes

Too cheap to replace the mirror

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

That may actually help quite a lot of people!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Seriously it might be a genius move

lushsux, the best street artist in the world (fuck Banksy) strikes again [twitter.com]

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Every step you take......

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Don't make me sing it...

Florida Kitty just squaring off for a fight

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Q: What's worse than one crocodile coming to dinner? A: Two crocodiles coming for dinner!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Worse? You are the dinner

Too much info

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

....luckily, mummies "school toys" were packed away elsewhere!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

LOL dying here you rat

My Grandpappy left Russia in a hurry.

Haraldson comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Unsure if this is a before or after the party?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

The party never ends

Floofy bastard

CuriousFury comments on Dec 12, 2020:

...and be willing to walk your own for a bit without your owner cashing in on your hide every year.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 12, 2020:

LOL True