A barbarian warrior is captured by the enemy He was taken before the leader, and told that he had ...

Mechanic comments on Apr 8, 2021:

I didn’t see that coming.

Prosit! Gesundheit! Bless ya!!

Mechanic comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Is that Allergies or the Rona?

Blaze: Utah law requires biological fathers to pay half the costs of the pregnancies.

Mechanic comments on Apr 7, 2021:

I had to pay 100% for both.

FEE.

Mechanic comments on Apr 7, 2021:

That’s so weird! It’s almost like the restrictions don’t help at all.

When you need something more than subtle persuasion

Mechanic comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Had it listened the first 3 times he asked.

No one is a total fool if he knows when to hold his tongue. Grettir’s Saga, c.88

Mechanic comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Yes

The mob wants it's hangin' regardless of the facts.

Mechanic comments on Apr 6, 2021:

If you have to add qualifiers to the word justice, you might as well make it “in”. Weather it is social justice or something else, it is really injustice in your desired direction.

Haha.... Please tell me it's the thought that counts....

Mechanic comments on Apr 6, 2021:

If you look that cute while doing nothing, you could still go far in this life.

“None are as equal as the dead.

Mechanic comments on Apr 6, 2021:

You’re not wrong!

Dr.

Mechanic comments on Apr 6, 2021:

I miss the old days when the Babylon Bee articles didn’t come true!

Criminal Misconduct A True Crime Blog of People Behaving Badly April 6, 2021 Keith Harward ...

Mechanic comments on Apr 6, 2021:

That’s horrible.

In 1954, Bob Hawke was immortalised by the Guinness Book of Records for sculling 2.

Mechanic comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Finally an elected leader with job qualifications.

Alu, Alu laukaR! Beer, Beer OnionS! Was a battle cry of the tribes of Heiðmǫrk.

Mechanic comments on Apr 6, 2021:

As long as the onions are sautéed or battered and fried! Though I would prefer rum over beer.

There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food.

Mechanic comments on Apr 6, 2021:

How does Kevin taste?

Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

Mechanic comments on Apr 6, 2021:

It might have been Friday, I’m not sure what was in that dish.

I always ask a funny question on first dates. "Are you a serial killer?

Mechanic comments on Apr 5, 2021:

I have questions are you concerned with competition on the jokes or the killing?

Military puns are funny... Generally speaking.

Mechanic comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Only in Private

Won't enforce other laws....so....

Mechanic comments on Apr 5, 2021:

The governor of NM has pretty much been a tyrant with Covid, she has made it hard to find a bathroom when traveling through the state.

I DON'T need a Trans-visibility day.

Mechanic comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Well said!

Who can relate?

Mechanic comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Fortunately not most days, but I know the feeling.

In 1984, Methyl isocyanate leaks out of an American Union Carbide plant in Bhopal, India.

Mechanic comments on Apr 5, 2021:

That is a massive range in the estimated death toll, how is there a variation of 13.5 thousand people?

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Not fully, the pool has chlorine that’s really effective!

A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, “Granny, what is a lover ?

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Sometimes I worry about you and @HistoryCorner

Happy Easter you fabulous Sluggers! Hope you're all having a wonderful, blessed weekend! xxx

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Thanks, happy Easter to you as well Daisy!

"Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Very wise words.

Faced with a $500 bounty on his head, infamous pirate Jean Lafitte turned the tables on the governor...

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Two can play that game apparently.

January 22, 1987 - Pennsylvania Treasurer Budd Dwyer committed suicide by gunshot at a televised ...

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

It sounds like he went out with a bang.

If I was on facebook, I would be....

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

I joined Facebook back when you needed a college email and it was a way to meet chicks, got rid of it about 10 years ago.

I hope I don't crash the system lol

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

@Weltansicht you seem to be doing ok, you are using complete sentences that make sense. Joe on the other hand, well his luck seems to be holding out still. His brain seems to have gone on vacation.

got a 24 hour ban on FB for this poon lol

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Test away, science could use your research on this subject.

My doctor said I should eat more fish :)

Mechanic comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Baconed tilapia?

During World War II, a Great Dane named Juliana was awarded the Blue Cross Medal.

Mechanic comments on Apr 3, 2021:

That’s pretty cool.

Too late.....

Mechanic comments on Apr 3, 2021:

At my work we try to make things dummy proof, then we hire better dummies that still screw out up.

Why do you have to watch out for ninjas’ farts? They’re silent — but deadly.

Mechanic comments on Apr 3, 2021:

That must be pretty bad to get that reaction.

"Big Tech" is more powerful than the U.S. Government. [rumble.com]

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

While I’m no fan of big tech, they are still forced to provide a product to maintain their power (the users are the product). The government has the power to maintain their position by force and coercion.

Federalist: Stephen C.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I lack the faith to believe in anything other than a Devine creator.

The Vikings used honey to disinfect wounds! Honey has antibacterial properties and a unique pH ...

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

That’s really interesting.

It's not really a joke, but you will always this read wrong.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

My wife caught it the second time reading it.

Picasso used to carry a revolver loaded with blanks that he used to shoot at people, who struck him ...

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

What a dick!

President Biden, would you need a vaccine passport to vote? [thefederalist.com]

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Wouldn’t that be racist?

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Stealing this.

just for laughs

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I don’t fully trust these companies, I trust our government even less.

Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

So true.

It's not really a joke, but you will always this read wrong.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Took me like 10 times to catch it.

My New Year’s resolution is to get in shape. I choose round.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Mine has been to get fat and die young, like 99% of people I have not kept my resolutions the last 15 years.

Did you know?

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I would guess that these pistols might be lethal, but it could take a few days to die from it. Probably a much more reliable alarm.

RedState: Saying the quiet part out loud.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Since these people clearly do not value the constitution and the bill of rights what makes me think that they would honor government “given rights tied to a forced vaccine”? They are tyrants they will do what ever they can get away with.

Norse Earl of Orkney, Sigurd Eysteinsson or Sigurd the Mighty (reigned 875-892), was killed by a ...

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

That is a funny twist of irony.

NBC's Lester Holt just comes right out and says it: No need to hear both sides to learn "truth", ...

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

That is a pretty clear example of why I don’t trust main stream media.

Not sure about wisdom but understanding

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Definitely familiar with the majority of this list.

We do things a bit different here....

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I have never seen a treehouse like that, but it looks good.

Americans might already know this, but the rest of us might have missed this one.

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

That kind of seems like a big deal to me, but I’ve been wrong before.

Maybe I should try this... Norse proverbs are the best.

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

A head on a pike can not conspire, but it could still inspire others. Just something to be aware of.

Vaccine Passports Will Determine Where You Can Go and What You Can Do The Biden administration ...

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

If the vaccine reduce your rest of having severe symptoms then you should be safe if you have had it. If you choose not to get the vaccine you have most likely made an educated choice, and you most likely are comfortable with your risk level. Either way at this point you have had the opportunity to decide. If you trust the claimed safety and effectiveness of the vaccines then you have nothing to worry about, if you choose not to trust the vaccine at this point you really don’t have a reason to complain. The people that I am concerned for are the ones who have made an educated choice not to get the vaccine and are being forced into it in order to use any commodity, or even groceries.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing...they’re stuck up bitches.

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

That’s funny!

A joke in his own right

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Joe is the only reason Barry got any votes, Joe’s massive popularity carried him to victory.

Hahahaha, oh wait, this is real.

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Sadly that seems to be what is happening.

Pipe dreams.

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I wish, that would make a big difference.

NASA alters its Mars project page after Chinese media spot Taiwan listed as a country & hint at ...

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I’m sorry your connection was breaking up, I didn’t hear that question... no don’t repeat it, let’s just move to the next question...click

There were female Gladiators.

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Learn something new every day apparently.

07 Hayabusa suspension and brake upgrade.

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

She cleaned up pretty good.

A good mate of mine made a 316SS copy of our original airbox so that we could run a 4" intake with ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

That turned out beautiful, she ought to breath far easier through that then the factory Air box.

freedom freedom we will not obey Alan Parsons song lyrics

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

I wish more people understood this.

This kid is going places....

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

The government does it.

Seems to me I got 30 days for this one

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

The truth can be offensive.

Trolls welcome to respond

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Very true.

I am incorrigible but I am not that bad

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Dolphins are ruthless perverts.

Who needs an engineering degree when you've got a welder and a great idea?

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I foresee some issues in the Heat Affected Zone.

“I’m reading a book about gravity. It’s really heavy.”

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Gravity is both one of the strongest forces in the universe and one of the weakest at the same time.

There's one in every group :)

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

The one on the right might be running 24’s.

Not as exciting as it sounds, unfortunately :)

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

That’s funny, I have the same plans tonight.

You got my vote (but it'll get turned by Dominion)

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I wish I lived in her district, I really need to go to her restaurant sometime.

Northern Lights over Iceland's erupting volcano

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

That is amazingly beautiful!

Hubble Image of the Veil Nebula

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

What an amazing creator!

A guy takes his car in to the mechanic after it mysteriously stops working The mechanic opens up ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I’m willing to bet that the car in the picture won’t start.

Oh Jeez Joe...

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Why would you force such terrible atrocities on the innocent eyes of slug? This is a cruel and twisted form of torture.

Good news, residents of Baltimore Mike Huckabee Your City State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I have a feeling that like most things the government does, this will make things worse.

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm !

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I see two that have contributed to humanity during their existence.

Alexander the Great might have accidentally been buried alive.

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

That would be a horrible way to die.

The majority of Viking men were farmers.

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I guess that makes sense, farming would be much safer than plundering unless you could be positive that your victims didn’t have tools for self defense.

Antibacterial soaps no better than normal soap.

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

If we are going to wash the bacteria down the drain then there is no reason to kill it first.

Just interesting

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

I’m intrigued does this serve a purpose?

Lets drop 100 rounds with our m249 [youtube.com]

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Mike you’re making me miss my baby.

APU LIFE - Home Plumbing Repairs ! Apu helps Gurlf do some plumbing.

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Sometimes pipes need some work in order to flow freely.

woo hoo it must be some trolls from here LOL

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

There’s no way that many people would show up.

Overconfidence shot down (and retaliate) Part 6 😂

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

It’s been a while since I took geography, but I thought Korea was part of Asia. Though I don’t have a clue what or who bts is.

A mercenary that works for free. Does that make me a socialist? lol

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Just one of the things that makes you an amazing person!

Start counting backwards from a 100, it might be faster lol

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Not yet for me, but the tape measure trick helps me out for sure.

Norse mythology doesn't split into good and evil.

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

That is interesting

The Norsemen absolutely loved competitions.

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Interesting, reminds me slightly of water polo.

Some folks at Duke University are in an uproar over what amounts to an opinion at best, and a ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

The article makes it out to be a hate crime and every black man should be terrified for their life. From what was posted only men using illegal drugs and using counterfeit money should be scared, and that would honestly save lives if they changed actions because of that fear.

Did someone say cactus?

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

S&M?

Spoiler alert

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

If you have to add bracing cables to your spoiler it’s probably too tall.

Cool buttons activated

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

That is fantastic.

Before the 16th president took office, Abraham Lincoln was declared a wrestling champion.

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Lincoln accepted a challenge to a duel from James Shields and selected broadswords as the weapon of choice. Lincoln knew that his size would give him a large advantage. This was all because Lincoln refused to retract an editorial in the newspaper.

Overconfidence shot down Part 2 Well, maybe, that's her favourite kind of yoghurt. 😂

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

I’ll continue with milk from female cows.

WARNING this is not even close to SFW but it's funny as fugg, may i present Florida Woman ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

If only she wasn’t in the middle of the road I would say you do you.

some days I am

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Stolen!

My neighbour upped his medication 💊

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

That’s funny.

The man cave boys :-)

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

It’s almost as if it has nothing to do with the well-being of children at all.