I've always thought horse racing was retarded. A bunch of horses bred and raised by obscenely rich people are raced around a track for 2 mins to be rode by a bunch of moderately rich bulemics and anorexics to be watched and bet on by a bunch of obscenely rich people in big stupid hats. And after the rich people have made their money, you know where the animal that made them their money ends up? At the knackery to be made into glue. What an award. There are some things in this world, that if they vanished one day and never returned, which the human race wouldn't suffer in the absence of. This is one of those things.