He's gonna have an asshole-in-one when he gets on the inside.
Man's gonna be throwing yellow cards left and right in the shower room.
He wants to kick heads like soccer balls, the boys on the inside will show him how it's done. PROPERLY.
We thought he was crying like a bitch before, wait 'till there's too many men on the field. Or in his cell. Or in the shower room.
Something tells me there's gonna be a case of necessary roughness when his new cellmates throw him a blanket party, show him how beating up on weaker people is done.
His new job is going to be a goalie with all the balls he's going to be taking to face.
I can keep these jokes up forever XD