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Aright let me tell you about her Avril Lavigne now. I pan on making profiles on all of the celebrities and fictional characters for YouTube later I know so this is good practice. I wish you could have asked me about her Jaclyn Glenn, like I said like a million times I know about all of them people called stars, especially her. As a matter of fact, I would love to talk about this girl with you, I love Avril Lavigne, so much literally though that is you were to talk about her like you did know her and because you don't know me you did know her better than me, then I would be that guy to fight you. I take this seriously for all of the girls that I know, as it would be turning out to be is that Avril Lavigne is one, as a matter of fact.

The story between me and her, lets call her that girl for now, goes far back in time. This encounter between me and girl that girl, it is, that, we must have realized it the moment that we laid eyes on one another, realized that long before we had ever met, destiny had planned this encounter, we were not two ships passing in the night, we understood each other better than we understood ourselves, our focus was solely reserved for the other.

Avril Lavigne is one of my favorite girls in the whole entire world even among other celebrities. She is also another girl that I mostly identify myself with, which should tell you something, probably, hehe. Oh yeah. I know about that girl. I was aware of her for as long as I've been a boy capable of noticing girls, that's the weird part, I am a boy that recognizes all girls. I have first listened to her way back in my start of my teens, I wanna Be Your Girlfriend was actually the first song of that girl that I've ever heard, and I thought wow now there's a girl that's a girl that I can say that I could like, Jaclyn. And right at the same time also, I was really into my favorite band at the same time, isn't it a little ironic that my favorite band at that time was Nickel Back, that guy's name who sings that is named Chad Kroeger. And what do you know, as it turned out Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger had gotten married, that's amazing, good for that girl. She was married before and then it didn't work out. Avril Lavigne has been a girl in my dreams and in my world for a real long time, no one could have seen it coming, that right from the start she was already going place straight up. And she has had a real troubled life too. It's like she's that girl who lived inside behind the suit of armor a girl wears, just like Samus Aran, Samus Aran is that one girl that you've been able to know that, that girl is not a danzel in distress, because she's Samus to the mother fucking Aran, this 182 pound 6'2 girl is a monster with a psychic bond to her suit power suit of armor, that she uses and knows her way around a ball, what other girl do you know not only isn't a lone girl in danger but goes around making use of being a bounty hunter to fight aliens and shit with her psychic power suit on aliens worlds, Samus Aran is that girl, she exterminated a whole fucking planet by herself, Samus Aran no matter how you look at a girl look at that girl she is an iconic symbol of a whole entire galactic universe, here's what I'm saying right now, is that, whosoever knows who Samus Aran is, knows, would know, that she is a girl that spends most of her time living inside of a suit of armor to protect the universe from tragedy, everyone knows that, but what makes Avril Lavigne like Samus Aran that girl and that girl almost just alike is, it's because Samus Aran must be that is a girl the girl who is on the other side of the suit of armor, that it makes it nearly impossible to see the girl that lays behind inside the suit of armor, because she is the girl that lives inside that suit of armor unseen by the rest of the world, that's the kind of girl, that she, Avril Lavigne is like, and listen to me, you're never ever going to hear me talk about Avril Lavigne just, being, just like alike many other girls as they are the same, it wouldn't matter if you understood that about me or not, I will never tell you girl that she is like her any other girl, she, that girl, is different, than all of those girls and that's what matters that you need to know, she is not a girl to be played with, I know that I talk a big game and all, but that's what I'm saying about her, Avril Lavigne, that girl, yeah, I know that, girl, is not a girl to be played with, that's who, that girl is, Jaclyn Glenn, I should have known it from the very moment that I've ever seen her on the TV, that girl was going up, she was, fuck these other bitches, she's the girl that was going up, I knew it, she knows it, you should too, I'm telling you Jaclyn Glenn, you can clearly tell by listening to her music that it is true, what I mean is that, she was always that girl, she was never going to pinned or dragged down, she was the girl to goe up being that girl, she always was, if Britney Spears was a girl just like you being the girl to fight men, you know with a spear and a bird on her shoulder, just like you Jaclyn Glenn, then this girl, would be, cough, excuse me, would be, when that girl awakens, like a spirit that is taking it's first breath becoming aware of itself, she is, a firecracker, a barracouta just waiting for reality to be what awakens that girl, like a demon born from the black abyss of the spaceless void of the bleakest womb like the unborn, she is a prisoner of the darkness itself, that is some Miley Cyrus type shit right there, she's like a girl caught in the middle of something that remains unclear to not only just saying the whole rest of the world but the whole entire world itself, she is that girl that if you were like her Britney Spears being the girl who you are that's a fighting girl in a real fight against that something, then Avril Lavigne is that girl about to be with her fingers digging deeper into that thing, Avril Lavigne, is who she that girl is, Jaclyn Glenn, there never needs to be any more discussion about that being that girl. She has had a horrible past of being sick. Which is impressive that she's still the girl to keep going through it, even more so than the thought of Selena Gomez is being probably just as sick of a girl too, God damn woman, seriously, Selena Gomez and Avril Lavigne, how can no one tell the singularity here between these girls, Selena Gomez has the illness of Lupus, Avril Lavigne has the illness of Lime Disease, both which are practically basically the same thing, there were times that Avril Lavigne she couldn't move for months at a time, she thought that was it for her and her life, she was like a sick burned man living in a cave while a beautiful woman took after him, that's what that was like, and yet even so, just like Selena Gomez, she never made it though that she was ever going to be held back being just that girl, who knows, maybe even there wasn't already a clone of Super girl in the Justice League series named power girl, this girl might have probably been that girl to take her place too, mother fucking Avril Lavigne, snaps fingers, boom, that girl. That thing is a girl. Haha, hahaahaaahaaha, oh that's still so funny. I don't think that I should repeat myself, that she is not the girl to be played with. Avril Lavigne wins, she's got all of you bitches beat, she just came back to pick up her stuff, fuck all you freaks, in your mother's kid's mouths. Don't fuck with Avril Lavigne, fucking with that girl, will, be your bitches' biggest regretful mistake. Gaeeeooeeeeuuuaaageeehagaeeegahgegegeauuuaaaoaahh. I'm sorry, girl Jaclyn Glenn. haahaaaaaahahaaaahahaaa, hahaa, that girl is awesome, goe team blackstar, yeah girl. whoaaaauuuaeeooaaaeeoooaahhh, bitches. Avril Lavigne, boom, one girl, Selena Gomez, one girl, Selena Gomez, boom, one girl, Selena Gomez, one girl, Selena Gomez, Jaclyn Glenn.

Here's the story now between me and, her, that girl, Avril Lavigne. One girl, Selena Gomez, one girl, Selena Gomez, boom, one girl, Selena Gomez. It starts with a story that is tail as old as time I would say. In the land in which I reside, in order for me to tell you about her Avril Lavigne, Jaclyn Glenn, I have to tell this story. But this is still, all from my perspective not while I'm saying this will it be I persist to say that I am this girl, you'll just have to hear this story for yourself girl Jaclyn Glenn, am I clear? Besides, I'm, I am trying to tell it right now from her Avril Lavigne perspective to you, I'm not Avril Lavigne. I am so happy that I can tell you about my home, wel, not my home, my place that I dwell in and could have been all along there, just listen to this, get this girl. So, there's a castle in a land, for starters, I don't have time to goe into detail of all of the events to happen or the history of what has happened in this place, but there you goe, that's the setting. This is the point where Avril Lavigne became, not becomes pertinent too the story and the point of me telling you about her, this is just what you call a relative point in the place of time, but it is here that the real story starts. In this castle, there is a throne, right when you walk in you see it and it's not a very big room, there's a couple tables between the door and this throne, that's where the people, or beings that what you would call in your society the Illuminati or whatever that are the celebrities of the real world would sit to govern this place that may or might not exist in real life, I mean what, no, I didn't just talk about the Illuminati being real in reality, because, humans in society are just that stupid to be controlled by such a group, that be just crazy, yeah, anyways, I can see where everyone in here sits at, but there's more to this room, on my right on the throne, there's an exit that leads you alongside the wall to the living chambers and to the outside view, on the left, is where the more important people would stay, like the princess and the queen, so anyways right in front leading to the door, I could name these people if I tried but I'd rather not, but just what you should know is, that Chad Kroeger sits right next to Avril Lavigne and Avril Lavigne sits right next by the door with one seat between her and the door which is also on your left or my right on the throne, if you could remember correctly and paid attention to the details, Avril Lavigne says in her music video Rock n Roll, I am the mother fucking princess, alright, this might be a fairy tail land that might possibly doesn't really exist, I'll grant you that, but she's still the princess, that's, why that she lives over there away from me and everyone else with the queen on that side for the important people in the story, you don't have to know this story or keep up just to follow what's happening, all what you need to know is, she is the princess in this story though. Avril, Avril Lavigne, is the princess though. Like right now, that's why that I just
+care can not less for telling you about all of the details about this place, half of it involves the princess's story which I think the rest of the public probably shouldn't delve into. In this story, it's not the queen that has the top position in status, it's whoever that girl, the princess is, it, is as it turns out just to be, that, it is that girl, that girl Avril Lavigne. I didn't know that when this story started either. Like, I'm trying to say, is that, that is just always has been who that girl is to me, she was always that girl Avril Lavigne to me, just like you to me are you Jaclyn Glenn, need I say anything more than that though, somewhere, just somewhere along the ways that's how that you should think is that is, how, that I connected both you two girls Jaclyn Glenn and Avril Lavigne together, which is why this very story exists too, I love this story myself, it's always just so boring around here that if something doesn't happen soon then I'm gonna punch a girl in the baby, yeah, but it's all interesting knowing that other things happen the events surrounding this place though, that's always interesting and pretty much was involves this particular pace has already happened, I'm just keeping this metaphorical and literal seat warm, this is what I do, mean while Avril, she's Avril Lavigne out there doing things, I don't even need to keep track of her, she's out there, and what I really care about is that she's also here too, because I do keep track of this shit, always. It's like if you can imagine this is a race that humans would have on a track field, more than that, it's a bunch of kids field day per se, and right when the race starts all of the kids start doing what you'd expect for them to do is to run to the finish of the race, but Avril Lavigne is one of them, instead of running straight to the end of the race like everyone else, this is what you'd expect, is for all of the kids to do that, start running, run to the finish right, that's the end of the race, but Avril Lavigne for some reason is that girl that stops to pick up her hat that flew off of her head, and then she finishes the race, so, it looks like this, you would goe, or she does goe like one half of the way, stops in rest mode, turns around runs the other direction not all the way but partly to the start and then she runs finishing the rest of the race like everyone else, it's something that you can only catch picking up if you were to watch it directly yourself from beginning to end to know that she is that girl that at least finishes the race too. That's kind of the way that she is. I mean, she's the princess, she does whatever, just whatever that she wants anyways. That's how that I've come to know her, as being that girl too. It's like somewhere right in the middle she and I were like two different people that just happened to came across to one another. That's the way the story is, I don't make it up, I just state the story and repeat it back to you. Some of the story and these places in the story aside from the main story and the story itself are a mix entangling both what has happened in my dreams and to me being a girl myself myself, that's why the story fits exactly what's happened in the events of the story too. Like some minor stories which were in some ways connected to the main story that it's like I am Avril Lavigne in my dreams and while I am me who is awake I am not all at the same time, but I stick to the way the story is meant to be told no matter what the story is or what happens in the story as well, meaning, that Avril Lavigne herself too is a girl that is not me and who is different than me being a girl too that may happen to be just like me too,, it's a story, it's a dream, try not to over think it Jaclyn Glenn, I didn't and it's clearly only just a story to a girl like you too. There is a way, that this girl Avril Lavigne is just like how other girls in real life and in the story are like the same, but it's not what you would think Jaclyn Glenn. For instance, she is just like that girl too Erza Scarlet, and yet she is not and she is still a whole different girl in her own right too, even though it could be that she is just like that girl Erza Scarlet. There's about it, for her being Avril, Avril Lavigne in this place of the castle here, aside from her deeply rooted family internal conflict that she has with herself in her mind here, who can blame her, everyone else I mean they all get to be just whoever that they want being who ever or whatever that they are in the story and she's always going to be the princess, it's just who she is, it makes sense in a comic relief kind of way when she storms out of the room crying with her hands over her face while saying I hate this family, she's the princess in a story why wouldn't it make sense when she does that. That's all that you need to know about that in this place, as for the other places and times that she's in the story together as a whole, she's, who she is still in those sections of the story as she is here, although she is in those sections happening before in the past than whatever happens here and does happen here in this part of the main story, nothing she does besides in the main story happens in the present time of the main story, it's like if you've ever watched the show Rick And Morty, then you would know that because the story is what and how the story is itself that there is just no way that the timeline of the story of the show can ever be backed up into a corner, because it's the show Rick And Morty, people would have been already making up their own fan theories about the show even in regards to this fact even without the show itself poking fun at the ironic yet hysterical truth of this fact, it's like what makes Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne here in this story, is not what makes her Avril Lavigne of the story, but at the same time, she does exist as Avril Lavigne in the story, and being who she is being who that she is outside of it being Avril Lavigne which is what makes her be that girl Avril Lavigne of the story, in other words, she exists in a seperate alternate timeline than the main story even when she is in the main story and not only when if she is outside of it too, these are two different and seperate timelines that coexist alongside each other, it's this place however, that is what connects her in both sides of the story together into, who, or that girl that she is now, which is Avril Lavigne herself throughout the whole entirety of the story, if the story wasn't this way, then she wouldn't be Avril Lavigne, and therefore, she couldn't be Avril Lavigne in the story if she was not already the same girl that she is in this story, it does make total sense if you really think about it, I couldn't imagine a girl right now real or fake that wouldn't be able to see that's the way it is either right now, I mean, that's just the way that it is, wouldn't you think that if her, that girl Selena Gomez was also a part of the story, that she is the girl that she is just like that like her too if she was, that's the point of the story Jaclyn Glenn. How could you not be a girl, to see that? That's what if you didn't think so that I would want to know. I can make it a lot weirder than this for you, if I wanted to. Have you ever watched Docter Who, there's an episode when the Docter comes across a thing that shouldn't naturally exist within the natural world and yet that's why it was there in the first place, it was what this thing called himself in his own words the Devil himself, and at first he didn't want to admit it but he knew that because he was the Docter of time that anything like just like things like this can happen, and then he comes face to face with this thing, he starts talking to it and then he realizes that, this thing wasn't the whole Devil, it was, I mean, yeah no don't get me wrong it was still the Devil in front of him, although apparently it was just the body, the mind was elsewhere possessing someone else, in all of the real sense he was still the Devil he wasn't just was or is, he is the Devil in this situation, that's the way kind of that Avril Lavigne is, or in another sense what she is like in this story right here, this is what makes her who she is and still like other girls but other girls still be different than Avril Lavigne, this gives her a surreal feel about her. It's not an argument or a point that's capable of being made, but yet it's still what makes Avril Lavigne be Avril Lavigne herself too. Here's another frightenly strange idea to think about, it's like the same as the story of Frankenstein's monster. In the story, the story isn't told from the normal sense of a story being told, it just happens that it is a story that's told being the way that a story is told, because, since it starts out with the story already happening and is there at the end, the story starts with Frankenstein's monster telling a crew member on a ship about how he was created and came to be the monster that he is, which is what one would expect while talking to a monster what would explain why now that there's a man who just keeled over on the ship from frost bite, who was telling him that he was on the run from a real monster, see, you wouldn't know that if the story didn't hold some little kind of importance to the plot itself, People used to say that that book was terrible work of literature and then now it went on to be one of the most famous stories in human history which was written by a girl, and you know even how she made this story up, it was from her dreams too, just imagine if you will if you applied the same concept to this story I'm telling about Avril Lavigne, do you know what that means, it means that through the whole of the story from beginning to end that none of the events that have taken place in this story involving Avril Lavigne that any of them was what meant the story was ever finished in the first place, this is the idea which was what made the story of Frankenstein be is one of the greatest stories ever told, it's a master piece, instead being written from one end to the other like stories mainly are, this story depicts the plot as never having a real ending unless the story were true from start to finish, unlike most works which tell the story from the end as being that the beginning of the story is which what supports the ending, in this story howeve, however you don't ever know what's next for this or that girl Avril Lavigne in this story, you don't know if she has her big final conflict with herself being a girl in society, you don't know if it even happens what the outcome ever is, you don't know if she ever becomes queen, or what lead, leads, or leading her to be queen, you don't know if she wants it to be known that was ever part of a fight, you don't know if even she will end up as the, that girl, that if she were in the story of Frankenstein she was ever the girl or just the girl to ever chase down Frankensteing just to tell him that she's sorry for ruining his life and eventually being what kills him after he walked across the world to get away from her, see, that's what makes the story of Frankenstein and his monster, such, a great story, because this would never happen even if the story wasn't what happened to explain it so much. And would you look at that, there was a man named Frankenstein, and he did create a monster which eventually leads to it killing him, but this couldn't help to explain Avril Lavigne being Avril Lavigne, give me a break. I laugh at that idea of it not being true. Whether or not anyone ever knew that she was herself, being Avril Lavigne, maybe that's what made her be so different, why it's because, unlike the other girls, other girls, she has always been herself being Avril Lavigne herself, always. Pating, spits into a bucket.

Alright, that was a good nap. Now to keep going. She is many different girls in my story. You had to be aware of what I was just saying to you if you ever had any hope of understanding just what girl that she is Avril Lavigne that girl. Also, did you know that Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger broke up? They still talk to each other too, none can hold her back, those chains won't keep her down. I guess in terms that you would understand, she is that other girl in my story Jaclyn Glenn. She's a, Black Lustrous Dark Magician Avril Lavigne, she'll beat a bitch's ass and think nothing of it. Like imagine if you will that you would be the person girl on the other side of those bars that keep the raptor on Jurrasic World from killing and eating that man that fell into the pin that caged the raptors, now take away those metal bars. That's what girl Avril Lavigne should be to you, Jaclyn Glenn. She's a monster, of the story brought to life by the very story itself. It's not something that you should have to think about, she is that girl Avril Lavigne in the story, that's how easy and simple it is to understand. I know of many different Avril Lavigne girls, there's a western cowboy girl Avril Lavigne, there's a half vampire Avril Lavigne, a full on vampire Avril Lavigne which is the same girl too, there's a witch Avril Lavigne, just as many different kind of girls that you could imagine not being really real girls at all, there are the same number of girls that are as a matter of fact Avril Lavigne too, that's even Avril Lavigne herself too. She would be the main point being the girl in story too, but that already went to another girl, Selena Gomez. That's how real fucking Avril Lavigne, that girl is, Jaclyn Glenn. I know all of them. And there is a clone of Super Girl that's a Power Girl copy Avril Lavigne. One time, I was having this dream with that girl Avril Lavigne, and she can punch really hard, I forget what happened, she punched me and I hit a brick wall almost shattering it, she wasn't even trying to attack me that was just out of self defense. And then a monster, what you would assume to possibly be I don't know, the serpent beast that comes out of the ocean in the bible to destroy the world, it attacked me, being her Avril Lavigne, I almost died, I saw my life flash before my eyes as it was choked me with its tentacle, and want to know something else, this wasn't actually a dream, this did really just happen to me Jaclyn Glenn, I see the times that I was attending Mars High University, being bullied for being the one that was different, just like the monster of Frankenstein, both being made to feel different and bad for also being different at the same time, probably what also that monster was feeling when it seen me too and thought here's just someone else who in this world is just another that's going to make me feel bad for being different, it was like I could see through it somehow and it was peering right into my soul and back at me, the whole time, it just made me relive the very moments which had lead to my creation and in the end instead of me being mad like it at another person instead I was mad at the world and that this thing was now seeing me as that too, and so I used my Avril Lavigne laser vision to abotomize it in the brain. And that's just how this particular story ended out happening. And then there was a bunch of people who were about to see me being Avril Lavigne who just killed this monster and there was only one man who seen me and knew it was me that killed it and it was the same man that I had just earlier punched in the face, so alls well that ends well, I just slipped out of sight before they knew it was me and went on about my business in my dreams as Avril Lavigne, until just now when I just told you that. I hate it when bitches try to do pulling that on me and thinking that it will work, it never fails to infuriate me. That wasn't the first time that I ever had to fight a monster like that, that's what really pisses me off about bitches like that. You know what I mean Jaclyn Glenn. Why am I even telling you, you're girl that can make up her own mind yourself right? I was Avril lavigne in my dreams before, really i was, long haired, green haired, had been dying to sink my teeth into something, get it, because I'm a fuck mothering vampire, and i knew it already, I knew just did knew it already that I was both Avril Lavigne and a vampire myself, I seen a bunch of zombies, or I don't know they looked like zombies, they might have just been some tired half awake and half asleep group of people that to each other seen each of them selves as being zombies and were trying to run from each other, I don't fucking know, and I just knew that when I seen that zombie coming towards me my instincts were telling me that I should bite first since I'm a vampire and ask questions later, now I know why that I seen her that girl Avril Lavigne coming at me and literally tried to bite my neck off, damn, holy shit, that fucking hurt like a, well, you know what I'm saying Jaclyn Glenn, and then as I was on the run from this zombie horde, me with this other girl we had to hide in a ditch, and then while, I sat there in this ditch and she went ahead of me, I was having this stare down with what obviously appeared to be a violent snake starring me down, it's pretty funny, a vampire was about to be bitten by a snake, imagine that, oh and I remember being that snake too, I was just thinking to myself i am a snake and I'm going to bite this mother fucker because I'm a snake, and then right as it struck at me, my impeccable reflexes kicked in and I managed to grab it not by the neck or the mouth, but no, I had actually grabbed its very top of the head with my fingers, and then I proceeded to chuck this snake like a bag of sausages, I can imagine what it was thinking as well, like this mother fucker just grabbed me by the head and without hesitation threw me like it was nothing, that's what I did, and, that story about when I killed that serpent beast because it was the serpent beast trying to kill me, guess what, this, was that same beast, four times, four times that I've met this thing has it attempted to kill me and never came close to succeeding and I always have to take the pressure of matters into my own hands, do you know how hassling it is to handle talking about four different beasts that are all the same and all different in the same story, because I do now, Avril Lavigne killed that fucking bitch. It looked like what you picture a monster being if you could ever get out of your own head, it looked like that actually just alike like that thing in the Legend Of Zelda Majora's Mask, that was Majora the God of chaos, was Majora Jaclyn Glenn, look it up. And then the pure embodiment of doucheness the Warrior Of Time came and killed it for nothing else than because it was a scary beast, and then, guess what, he even carved one of its scales into a mask, which is then killed by the reincarnation of him the Hero of Time Link, because Link is a like the ultimate douchebag of ultimate destiny. What, you don't like that story, Jaclyn Glenn, oh, then I'm sorry. I wasn't about to be that girl that was almost killed by an octopus monster just because it was an octopus monster, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, that's right Jaclyn Glenn, I beat that octopus up. Oh God, no. Oh it's true, you do soil yourself ofter you die, oh it's in my Avril Lavigne wounds. Jaclyn Glenn, I'm so sorry for your blood bathed innocence. Now where was I again? Alright, there's also this other dream that I had, that I was in a theater, and oh look at this what do we have here, she sings this song called My Happy Ending, which takes place wouldn't you know it, in a movie theater. You want to know why, because I am her Avril Lavigne and she is me, fuck the police. You either high or you riding, fuck that, I'm the fliest bitch in this place. haha, ha. I was the one that made all of these celebrities and famous peoples' songs, I mean I was the one that created all of this that you listen to that you hear, those people were the ones that made them into what they are now. I wrote Taylor Swift's songs, even before Taylor Swift wrote them herself, I wrote Selena Gomez songs, Avril Lavigne songs, you cannot, can not, tell me a song that I would know that I wouldn't know that I've been the one to make before, and if you did ask me what any and all of those songs mean, then I could really actually tell you what they mean. You all might think just that I'm a crazy guy, but my Avril Lavigne shit is on fucking point, you got that bitches. I'm sorry about that Jaclyn Glenn, anyways, so she, I in this dream was in a movie theater, I could see Avril Lavigne's face staring at the screen, she had a shocking expression of jaw dropping on her face, that's how that I could tell that she was a vampire, and then next to her was her other half, it was always true that she was herself her own girl through and through the whole entire story, and it's not her fault that no one was capable of figuring that out themselves, so this other half of her, is the different side of herself that everyone kept on saying wasn't like her Avril Lavigne but really it was which is exactly why that all along the story was never meant to be about a girl until others started making it about her, dude, you fucking bastards, Avril Lavigne didn't deserve your fucking shit, fuck all of you mother fuckers and if you can't figure out why I would say fuck yo momma too then you can each and all of you just do as I said and goe fuck yourselves, assholes. Talking like somehow it's a miracle that you can know girls better than I do, bullshit. That's alright, when I do get to do what I want on this earth, which I will, then now I'll know who all of the stupid idiots are here, so, thank you, I guess. This other girls was her other half that wasn't allowed to exist in the story, she did exist to Avril Lavigne herslf however, which is the reason the story was never just about Avril Lavigne, goe listen to Avril Lavigne's music and then come tell me that shit again, this isn't a spit ball out of frustration, this is the truth, it effects Avril Lavigne now, and she's not alone either, it effects many people out there in the world, and it's all because of you assholes. Now I'm going to finish my story. What this other girl looked like.

She looked like a pale white skin girl with hair covering her other side of her face, I could only see half of her face, she looked exactly just like Avril Lavigne, but she also had black hair and her eyes were blue with black stars in the pupils, that's why that I said goe team Blackstar, black star is an inside joke among the universe that I live and lived in this whole entire time, it's my version of poking fun of what makes others question things, it's a joke between Avril Lavigne and Selena Gomez, they are just alike the same girls, it was you people of earth that tried and failed to make it into what it was not meant to be, that's why it's a funny joke, you people wouldn't know a good joke even if it had a pretty face and bit you on the ass, as a matter of fact, that's also why that I was just saying earlier, I am Ryuko Matoi, that girl on Kill La Kill, this is what made that story, I was that girl, I am the one that created that show, this is why I told that story of how the devil cut a baby out of me, this is why that he used a giant pair of scissors and in the show Ryuko Matoi uses a giant scissor blade half of ne to symbolize, that she never fucking needed any of your concerns whether it was right or wrong, that's what makes her Ryuko Matoi, this is why that I was telling that story of how I was the one able to make this story based on a girl to me being Ryuko Matoi which is who that the girl is in the show, I was the one that made, created that girl, my point was that you people wouldn't care either way that I was right or what I said was right, you're all just pieces of shit, just a bunch of bitdhy bitches bitching to other bitches about being being other bitches, that's why that Ryuko Matoi herself in the show if you can look closely at her face that she has blue eyes with what looks to be like stars in her eyes, it's because I'm not making this all up, I never had to be right in oder for you people to be wrong, and now I finally have the proof to prove you all wrong too yourselves, how does that sound? Ryuko Matoi, just like many other anime fictional girls, I was the one that named and made all of them I was, Ryuko Matoi, it means ry, re, u, you, ko, you re ko, is what that mean, and ma, toi, my toy, my toy, to, re ko, I was the one that made both that girl and her name, my point has just been proven beyond a reasonable doubt, I knew it, I was right, it was the rest of you that were all, entirely, wrong. I don't need what you call goodness or righteousness inside of me to beat any of you at your own shitty messed up games. I'm Selena Gomez, and I do whoop ass, you bitches, thank you, I said thank you bitches. That's my fucking bitch right there, fuck off you mother fucking pieces of shit assholes. This wasn't even my intentions either. But I guess that you would have had to have been the ones to know that just as much as it must have been me though. Avril Lavigne, boom, one girl, Selena Gomez. There was once a book, it was called, All You Need Is Kill, this is where the idea of Kill La Kill comes from, I like french, it literally means, Kill the Kill, if you are going to kill and be the one to kill, then it's always going to be true in reality, all that you will ever need is kill. It was never a question meant to be answered, or for you people to question the answer, look at yourselves, fighting with each other over what was seemlessly simply meant to be such a simply answer, that you just couldn't take it yourselves, so you decided to make your own and reject anyone else's all because you thought that there must be a right answer, this is why that I'm glad to be girl that lives in a boy's body, or else I'd rip your God damn balls off people, fuck you guys and don't talk to a girl like that mother fucker. That's my girl, mine. That's right, so what if I am a girl in a boy's body saying to you everyone that I'm better than you and should deserve a better woman than you, oh, you think that's funny do you, well, I'll tell you what I think is funny too then, what's funny is, unlike you people, I do actually really have a chance, mother fuckers. Deal with it. Ow, baby. Yeah, that's my baby girl. Come on, girl, you're mine, Avril Lavigne. Baby. And then there was some other things that happened too.

I went on a journey off through the whole entire universe. If you can imagine what chaos what must have existed before in order to create making an universe, then you could follow along what I'm saying right now, imagine that, now imagine putting all of that into a person's mind in a whole entire universe and then being inside of that, that's what I've been dealing with for all of this time just like the rest of you people. For a moment there I thought that the Hamster in Xhamster was God damn Yoda or something, God damn. Mistake learned. I had a drinking competition with Wonder Woman and lost, I went to Mars and had to do something like school on just how to be a celebrity, I married a Martian empress, I lived through the world's ww3 and judgment day, saved a girl locked in a tower, saved the world I don't know how many times and the whole entire universe too, I was present at my own birth, I talked and helped alien civilizations and found Atlantis, I became King of Space, I was the ruler of planets and whole entire parallel realities, Ive been everywhere, I grew up in Silent Hill, this, this planet's shit is nothing to me. I was Avril Lavigne on a mission like Samus Aran to find my Frankenstein creator, and then here this is how the story ends. I did all of the things that I've ever imagined doing, I know that Mavis Dracula on Hotel Transilvania is a real girl too. I actually did have a big party at my place with all of the people that I've ever wanted to be there. None of this shit is new to me being Avril Lavigne.And while all of this was taking place I did what I wanted with my life starting from high school and then all of what I just said I did it, just before coming back to destroy my natural female enemies who were other girls and then I did it again. You have no God damn idea. And I wrote a book about it too, and you can bet you ass that girl Avril Lavigne was going would have been a girl in it too, and she was. So when I say, I know girls more better than all of you, don't come to your conclusions about it and say they're your ideas, I do know girls more better than all of you. I was getting married to the girl that I wished to in High school, I did it too, twice, Avril Lavigne was at the wedding, I was talking to her before I went through with it in the end, I was able to marry the same girl both on earth in my dreams, turned out that she wasn't the girl that I thought she was, I had to goe through it in order to see it coming, that's exactly what happened, that's exactly why that Avril Lavigne isn't in the same story that I'm telling here in real life right now, I mean I never asked for this shit man, I wanted to make the story about Avril Lavigne, I couldn't because of people, and then it was just far too late by the end, well, until now, just like her Avril Lavigne and that girl Selena Gomez, like a goddess that you've never seen coming before, I will ascend to a higher level than before, because I'm fucking awesome, Selena Gomez is fucking awesome, like there no doubt, mine and her's. my ex wife's and I's honeymoon was pretty good, although knowing what what I know now, fucking bitch, I had to spend it alone by myself. That's why, that I don't care what girl that Avril Lavigne is in reality, I do love Avril Lavigne, and despite what anyone out there says to me, soon, they will know it too, and, why also. I will be, and well, I am that girl that's about to prove it to everyone, take that, assholes. Yeah, girlfriend Avril Lavigne. That's what I'm talking about girls, oh, I'm sorry, girl, Jaclyn Glenn, oh yeah that right. Yeah bitches. That's what does it for me, Jaclyn Glenn. I'm out. Don't you say that I've never gave you anything, Jaclyn Glenn. And if you ever need, I don't know someone to make you know everything that you say is wrong, you'll know where to find me. You got me a little fired up. I just posted already but, it just did what it usually does for a girl inside of me, it made me think of Selena Gomez and then back to Avril Lavigne again, so, I decided that I just had to goe ahead and throw this out there for you right now. I don't know what it will do, but you can have it, yeah, think of it like a present from me to you. I could tell you about vampires and what black stars mean, I can't help not to feel like it, you won't get the full picture of what a girl really is without stuff like this, I'm not going to share that though right now, well maybe I'll just tell what black stars mean. It means, that they are stronger than what is the same because what is normal is meant to be, black stars mean that they are not. Like in DragonballGT, when Goku gets turned into a little kid again, by a past evil enemy who accidentally made the wish which came true while trying to grant a wish for himself, Goku gets turned into a little kid, by the Black Star Dragonballs, well it wasn't meant to be to ever happen, that's why the repercussions after the fact meant that the whole entire planet was to explode in a year, and not even the other dragonballs could change it, that's how powerful these wish orbs were. The way that Goku was able to turn grown man again, was only by turning into Super Sayian 4, the how meant that his ss4 transformation state was even way more powerful than the wish that made him into a little kid again. That's, just like Avril Lavigne. You probably are just as lost about it as when I started talking about her, it's like, she has another transformation beyond this her current state that is publicly visible to what generally is considered general public, that's half of the real story, she like I said would be the only girl to have that other half of what that girl should be able to be naturally all by herself, the other half inside her, that girl, Selena Gomez, together, they make a real girl, Avril Lavigne is herself a different separate girl to Selena Gomez, just like Selena Gomez to herself would be too, it's Selena Gomez that would be like the transformation of Majin Buu in Dragonballz, if you ran the clock backwards, then from what Avril Lavigne is now, right now, you'd be able to get back to her being Selena Gomez again, but that's just it, that's only if, if you could run the clock backwards again, and you have to, you would have to, if you only wanted to goe from Avril Lavigne back to that one girl Selena Gomez being a girl, Majin Buu, is monster in the show that's very creation was meant to be just by the universe itself having had existed, regardless of what path that he would or could have started down, if you took out all of what makes him not himself, then he will turn back through all of his transformations back to when he was first born again, Majin Buu, or kid Buu is what you should call him, is pure evil, pure evil existing as pure evil, can, exist without and outside of itself, Majin Buu then in a sense was always evil, just like the way how Selena Gomez was always kind of Avril Lavigne, because Avril Lavigne was that girl. It's just, like that, in order for you, to get to that girl again, then you would have to have both parts together at the same time, othewise as you can logically tell, you still end up with two different, different, girls, you see. And that's her, Avril lavigne, that girl. However, you can think of Selena Gomez as like that but not that same girl at the same time, she's that very same girl alright, it's just if not, for Avril Lavigne, then Selena Gomez would just become one whole bigger badder in kind of a sense of a girl than what she was already, then, in a sense, Selena Gomez she wouldn't be the very same girl as her that girl Avril Lavigne herself, see how that worked. And what did I say, I said that you would have to know the real story in oder to know that, see, Jaclyn Glenn, this isn't rocket science you know. This was, one girl. Was, one girl, at one time. What do you think, you can be the judge, girl, Jaclyn Glenn. Better make a decision fast, same girl or not the same, that was the point of me posting this for you right now. Alright, now I'm done.

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