Hold up now boy. I'm trying to understand what you're saying here first before I tell you I have something to say about it.

I have only one thing I find a problem with this, did you just say that Satanists rape children and tried arguing that it happens?

Listen this is the guy Satan who has something to say to you about that but about that, let me start by saying that I do not have any care whatsoever of my followers but if I did, like I don't even care if they do or what they do thinking it's the reason for joining me. It's just, I don't think that anyone that would follow me, would ever do anything like that just to make what even could be mistaken as a conspiracy theory. I'm actually the Devil and I would know why humans should be following me, not that I think even it should be a religion just to poke fun of God.

Of course. I mean I would say that, you're basically right, I do, do, that and make a job of it, but you need to understand something about me, I am this way by the by product of what the rest of human civilization has become throughout time, I mean combining both that together the idea that there is only one God that does things for you and the idea that if you must worship that thing to find any benefit to it, that might convince a person if they believe that it would help people in general, but no rational person would ever want to just believe in doing that just to satisfy the desires of a real God and to benefit from it, because I don't, humans just want the idea of a God that exists because it's symbolic and it's what you get when you put your faith in a man that tells you his only reason for helping you is because you believe in him. I am Satan, I'm different than that not that I could convince others of that, because of what the already established idea of religion has made by society as the instrument that allows one to worship God, in their minds that is it, because that's the only way being to believe in a religion that does worship God has ever been and that's also why that I for one I don't agree with that, it's not as simple as wanting to cramp my fist down God's throat, no, you misunderstand, this isn't a matter of me being the Devil and have the faith to choose to believe or disbelieve, that is a differential in power, because I don't need even a religion to tell me that, I don't need God's help to be the one that chooses to believe that I can do both be different than he and still be worshipped like a God within a religion without having to help anyone else just to make people believe in my existence just to be called, you know, the Devil, whether you choose to acknowledge my being of the Devil, my existence is certain even without there being a religion at all, if that was meant for God to you know be God and be the symbol of a religion that is for others to worship, then then he should have been the one to make it that way first, if that's what is required to be the one and only true God, then I imagine that what a God like him should have done, given that he simply has as much power as a true God, he would have made it happen, but he didn't, so therefore, I cannot help but to be the one that to imagine that there need not be any more looking for a real one and only true God because he is me. Dude fuck God. This is his problem for not doing the one thing he should have done in the first place, was simply getting rid of me. I am not a being of God. I am the only one that has the power to overcome him though, not because I have any the powers of God, but because I am the only one that can and if that alone just isn't enough for you to follow any worship me, then what do you think that a God that will only help you if you believe in him is going to do for you just for believing in him?

Nothing, exactly.

I don't need any of that and I'm still a Devil that takes that time going out to help you never even needing to or asking for if it's alright with you, I think, rather I do know because this is my job, that if anyone were to be Satanists that, that would have to be the only reason, God doesn't help those that ask for help. I don't need to make fun of religion, I want to beat it into submission with my bare hands, not because I'm Satan but because it's you humans that couldn't possibly understand that it's just so stupid, stupid that you humans have this kind of belief for something like that and yet when it comes to knowing that the only reason it's good for you even is for the pure and simple fact that that you would just rather refuse to believe in me just for the fact that you would have already happened to believed that by not doing so it would be God that chooses to punish you, and like that is your only reason to believe in God that makes sense to you, so yeah, oh don't get me wrong, I fucking would fuck him up if I ever seen him, but I can't lie to you, you humans do need him more than me, if just that's your only fucking line of reasoning to believe in him and not me. I'm the Devil, I don't give a shit, but that's kinda fucked up.

I can go on and on talking about this, sometimes I wish I wasn't the Devil and having to do so, just to make humans understand. But, it's either make people understand or kill God, and I choose to see the potential in humans despite when they do go astray it's not God that's just going to judge you for it, it will be me, and I love destroying humans when it's that they do, it's what I do, I'm the Devil, so, I'm not going to do that. I'm waiting to see what humans will decide, however choosing wrong by my standards and you for sure wouldn't be able to worry about Satanists, let alone everyone else, because I'd had destroyed them, even God, so you don't have one choice to make as I would see it, because now you have two, the question is what will you decide?

As for, Satanists raping children, well I can't help you with that, but I can say this, I give you the decision to decide, if you're going to talk about religion's fellowship, know your religion first.

I'm not about that, and anyone that thinks otherwise isn't a real Satanist, if hating God was a real really good reason to be Satanist, then you're likely to be although I you'd be just not even good at it then, I mean people that believe in God probably would rape children if God told them to, why can't there be anything else, that's what I'm saying, it's not like humans could satisfy a real God by believing anything else.

Why can't humans be judged too, without there just having to be a reward system for only if you do good, that's why I'm the Devil and whether you think so, or not, I would still judge you for your beliefs whether that's either good or bad. My point is, that God chooses to have the power of God and yet doesn't choose to be real enough to make it known to humans that they will be judged if they are anything else but good. If I was God, and then you didn't suck up to me, and then you did something bad, then yeah I would dispose of you and then you would know why then. Because I would be the one that has that power, God has the power, but he doesn't do that. I'm not saying that humans are that much better than that, but they're better than that, even though however ironically that God compared to humans even is not that different. And, that's why I would say if, I wasn't just the Devil anyways, that being the Devil or either being a follower of Satanism would still be better than just being the believer of God.

I wouldn't just say then, that Satanists raping children is just a conspiracy, it's flat out wrong. If you can't see that there is other ways to believe in things, then I could say that, that's not just why you'd be wrong about Satanists but that's why you're whole race is wrong about God too, and they are. Why? Because this is exactly what the any real Devil would be arguing about, that's just obviously, of course.

I don't expect a common person to be able to see things differently, so just like God I might or not judge you or be the one that does but, no I actually would just think that you must be a real messed up person for thinking that, in this case it just happens to be about the one thing that I have been Satan and always has had been fighting for then, that's all. But unlike God that judges you after the fact, that's why I'm just giving you the choice.

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Bloomberg still worries me.

I love the part where you say :

" They are all human, except Zuckerberg ".

Yeah, Zuckerberg is trash.

Alternative?? What, like a wood chipper that's experiencing a misfire but still running ok enough to get the job done? Because kidfuckers have no place in civilized society.

Satanists? That's just a bunch of fuckin clowns, I won't waste my time commenting beyond right now.

There are other definitions of "Satanism" that differ to yours. I recommend watching "Hail Satan" on Netflix for a broader perspective on the subject.[theguardian.com]
If you want to cite an organised religion regarding child rape and blood rituals, you've omitted the glaringly obvious Christian one.