Cracker Jack receives woke repackaging for gender equality-
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Makes you wonder how such clueless CEOs ever got it to the top of their corporate totem pole.
Am I going to have to Jill up my car to change a tire now? When it's cold outside do I have to wear a jillet?
Cracker Jack was crackerjack at making Cracker Jack don't know how good their Cracker Jill will be.
It will come with instructions that you have to eat it with your left hand. Hope it doesn't jill the price up.
They will have to change the rhyme to "Jill and Jill went up the hill...."
I guess now whenever a man... uh... jacks off, he'll have to refer to such as "jilling off", lol. Just when I thought I heard the craziest statement ever...