Yep, so close to the truth. Satanists kidnapping children and harvesting some weird chemical to gain immortality, small business pizza restaurants somehow housing vast underground tunnels to traffic children, a secret deep-state cabal that only contains Liberals / Democrats / Hollywood - no Conservatives or Republicans, Trump being a "stable genius" who is infallible... so true.

@JacksonNought I do hope you understand exaggerated metaphors, it does explain theories without specific details of a pattern. It gets fun when someone connects dots showing activities of different groups who have no specific leader, just ideology.

@MilesPurdue you want to believe there is some group of elite rich plutocrats who run the country by influencing policy, or that the super-rich will be corrupted by their power and engage in sexual crimes, go right ahead - heck, I am right there with you.

Where it gets ludicrous, completely disprovable, and as far from the truth as you can get, is when you start believing that only Liberals / Democrats are involved, that there are Satanists extracting chemicals and eating children, and that Donald Trump is an infallible virtuous warrior.